mine is decap some one head and pick it up and let the childerns run over it and kicking it while they run and play around the town.
or better yet,
do animal control as a wood elf, control bunnies into my house bring lik 20-50 of them, and then bring a wolf in there and lock the door
Btw, in skyrim defenceless NPC do crawl on the floor cry and beg for mercy.