Sitting home, reading topics and the such, I came across a very important idea.
Dragons are skeptical to really exist in RL so I did some research and they found a skeleton that looked like a dragon, but was probably a dinosaur.
I just want to ask Todd personally if I could become a dragon born in RL, It would have some key ways of making an impact in my everyday life... I could scream at my boss, (while getting a point across, and a bolt of lightning) co-workers could be burnt with nothing but a single shout. and I could cook steak extremely fast.

What do you guys think?

You can.. If you believe hard enough. :spotted owl:

Haha nice! trololol

Lay off the weed.

Go back to /x/.

:rofl:

FACT: In different civilizations all across the world at different points of history, a lot of them had their own version of a "dragon." Think about ancient Chinese with dragons on their flags, then centuries later Europeans imaging their own versions of dragons. Basically, different cultures all over the world hundreds of years apart all told stories of dragons and even had drawings of them.

Is that ironic, or just a coincidence? You decide.

Where is this?

And on topic, no sir. Dragon Born is but a fictional character in the game Skyrim. If you want to, though, you COULD stuff a bunch of crackers in your mouth...wait for an unsuspecting foe to arrive...
don the helmet of the Dovahkiin (seen in my profile picture), and rain cracker-fire upon them with a thunderous "Fus Roh Dah!"

anonymous Skooma addicts, go to the damn meeting!!!

I wish I could live in your world.

Sigh...

Ah yes the joys of being a Dragon Born in RL. Hi, Billy Mays here with FUS-RO-DAH! Does your boss constantly yell at you? Do your co-workers give you a hard time at work? Do you need to get rid of that random stain on your shirt? Well give em a little FUS-RO-DAH and all those problems will disappear.

Yes.

I dunno about you guys, but I already was. I was dragonborn for, like, twenty minutes or something yesterday. It was incredibly cool.

I hope some of you get the chance, it's a life changer.

Don't say "FACT". It makes you sound like a toothpaste commercial.

You'll work this week-end ! O.o FUS ROOH DAH!

Well heres how we find out supposedly theres a shout that can make you fly so go to the top of a really tall building jump off and start shouting and see if you can fly.

You'd want that steak cooked slow, actually..or do dragons care nothing about quality? :laugh:

Yes, actually, you can. I just figured out yesterday how you can, here are the steps:
1. Jump off the Empire State Building, face first, while clutching a rubber chicken.
2. Proceed to do the same thing 3 more times.
4. Notice I skipped 3. Moving on...
5. Yell at your boss "FUS RO DAH! FUS RO DAH! FUUUUUUS ROOOOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
6. Get fired.
7. Get divorced.
8. Lose your children.
9. Go insane.
10. Now you think your a dragonborn! Congratulations!
11. Don't do any of these.

Umm, last time I checked, /x/ was the paranormal board, this doesn't sound to paranormal.

I feel like your trying to be funny, but it ain't happenin'

We're all dragonborn, but until we find the word walls and slay some dragons to absorb their souls, our shouts are as useless as the next person's.