You should listen to this man. He's so wise they named a lake after him in Skyrim!
LOL for some reason that just made me think of that Dos Equis guy, The Most Interesting Man in the World.
Imagine an ad for Surilie Brothers Wine in Skyrim done by The Most Dangerous Man in Skyrim.
When he shouts, dragons appear.
He once ate a poisoned apple, just to see what it felt like.
If he punches you in the face during a tavern brawl, you will have to resist the sudden urge to thank him.
He is...The Most Dangerous Man in Skyrim!
"I don't always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer...Surilie Brothers. Stay thirsty, my friends!"