We all know and love the various mudcrab quotes from previous TES games. Anyone have any creative ideas for some new mudcrab quotes?

" saw a mudcrab the other day"
"aye whats a mudcrab doing in skyrim ?"

"I heard that Crassius Curio's great grandson is taking up the mantle of the playwright, though I doubt he'll be any good. I heard his first play is called The Mudcrab's Mistress." :hubbahubba:

Goes great with butter sauce

bravo

"What is it now, Mother?"
"A Mud Crab! I SAW A MUD CRAB!"
"Keep your voice down, Mother! We don't want the entire village to think your crazy!"

Man! You beat me to it.

"HELP, HELP, my son has been MURDERED" a lady screams to you.
"How" another NPC responds.
"It was TERRIBLE!!!" she screams "Mudcrabs everywhere, pouring from the bushes and trees! THEY ATE HIM ALIVE!"

This is something I would like to see. Mudcrabs traveling in hoards, so they're ACTUALLY dangerous. They would be unstoppable... I want a quest like that or something; like to slay their Alpha crab... something like that???

" i heard the city guards were decimated last night , you know what happened ? "

" they just came outta the trees man outta the damn trees ....if it wasnt for olfar id still be shouting GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER "

Hey, lets split it!
I dont mind sharing! "Why shouldn't I share the treasure with anyone?!" :foodndrink:

"Those claws could rip an Orc apart!"

"Its just a mudcrab."

"Its not just a mudcrab, look at its eyes. ITS A DEMON."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

Man- "Ha! You think you're a hero Dragonborn? Meet a true hero, Dovahkrab!"

Dovahkrab- "Click, click, click! [Crab Shout]"

OLIOLIOOOOOOOOL

-"Doctor, I have a terrrible case of mudcrabs. What should I do?"

"Sand and whisky - liberally applied"

"How could that help?"

"The little bastards get drunk and stone one-another to death."

"Ah-ge-ge-ge-ge-geh! Spongebob, me boy! Fetch me mine Sword of a thousand patties!
On-guard, you cursed beast! Face me in battle...PLANKTONIMOR!"

"Have at thee, Dovahkrabs!"

"I've seen mudcrabs that dual wield better than you."

Heh
Should be a killer mudcrab somewhere in skyrim
"It's got huge claws...Just look at the bones!"

i bow to you nice one

"Have you heard what the dimwits near Imperial City are doing?"

"What?"

"Imperials in heavy armour just standing on the coast, letting mudcrabs beat on them."

"Ridiculous.. Why would anyone do such a foolish thing?"

"They claim it improves their skills - but between you and me, I think they just lost a very daft bet."

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"I saw a Mudcrab the other day."

"Yeah, Gretha's stews really have been getting worse lately."

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"What do you call a long-dead mudcrab?"

"A meal?"

"No, just mud."

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"They say that mudcrab shells make really good armour, you know."

"Thanks, I'll keep it in mind if my daughter needs more toy soldiers."

Solitude Merchant: "You know what they say about these outrageous prices everywhere right?"
Windhelm Merchant: "Yeah, [censored] mubcrabs run the whole country."
Solitude Merchant: "They've got their claws in everything..."