A guard just said this to me. I'd understand if I was a werewolf, but I'm not. Any ideas?

Whiterun Guard: Have you been tending to the hounds? You smell like wet dog.
Me: You smell like Fred Flintstone's ass!
Fred: HEY! Nobody's asking you to smell it.

Cool.

Bump.

Did you cure yourself of lycanthropy already? I did that and I still get comments like these and also something about hair growing out of my ears. I believe its a bug coz after curing myself Istil can't get the well-rested bonus

All the guards ever say to me is hail Sithis :/

...pst, I know who you are - Hail Sithis!

Also I beleive it's a bug OP, happening to a few people. Patches will come I'm sure.

You know, I had Faendal come up to me in Riverwood and say (paraphrasing) "Hey, I hope you don't mind but I got these for you. It's not much but I'm grateful". And sure enough, I had 'Fine Clothes' in my bag! Pretty cool experience. = )