Guards Make Me LOL : V

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:41 am

Well I had two interesting comments made by guards today while playing Skyrim.

One guard goes, "I see you're wearing light armor to stay light on your feet smart" [I'm a deadly assassin of the Dark Brotherhood. I really don't think you should be commenting on my choice armor]

Another guard, different guard goes, "Pssst I know who you are. Hail Sithis."

Any interesting comments you have heard from your time playing Skyrim?

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:06 pm

Joined the Bard's guild and a guard said to me "I've heard about you and your honeyed words"...

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:12 pm

Joined the Bard's guild and a guard said to me "I've heard about you and your honeyed words"...

No that comment has more to do with your high Speech skill. I didn't join the Bard's guild, but I got that message.

Btw, without revealing too much, what type of character does the bard's guild benefit? Thieves?

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:24 am

No that comment has more to do with your high Speech skill. I didn't join the Bard's guild, but I got that message.

Btw, without revealing too much, what type of character does the bard's guild benefit? Thieves?

I've only just started doing quests for that guild and so far the quests given are just find books / papers from tomes.

I am not sure if it will go anywhere else, but it will be funny if you get ones to play music later on.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:33 am

I got a comment along the lines of "You smell like wet dog" after becoming a

Spoiler

werewolf

. Which reminds me, do I REALLY still need to spoiler that?

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:44 pm

Watch the skies citizen.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:38 am

"let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll...."

Makes me laugh every time.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:42 am

I had done an important Companion quest and was wearing Wolf Armour, when I returned to Whiterun the guard at the gate said I smelled like wet dog...thanks

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:25 am

One said "You're like me, don't like those clunky two handed weapons"

He was using a two handed battleaxe....

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:44 am

"let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll...."

Makes me laugh every time.

I've always wondered if that was a fallout 3 reference, but on the other hand there are sweet roles in the game.

» Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:53 pm

"I see you favor the bow, i'm a one handed guy myself."

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:32 am

"I see you're wearing light armor to stay light on your feet smart"

A guard said that to me while I was wearing full Daedric. WTF.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:22 pm

I've always wondered if that was a fallout 3 reference, but on the other hand there are sweet roles in the game.

Actually I'm fairly sure its a Fallout 3 and Oblivion: Shivering Isles reference.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:37 pm

One said "You're like me, don't like those clunky two handed weapons"

He was using a two handed battleaxe....

http://i.imgur.com/L2p8C.jpg

» Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:34 pm

Which reminds me, do I REALLY still need to spoiler that?

I wouldn't say so. It's been a TES staple since Daggerfall.
How you do it should be spoiler tagged

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:25 am

"what's that? fur that is coming out from you ears?"

:D

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:36 am

"what's that? fur that is coming out from you ears?"

:D

I got this one too, with a full plate helmet on...HOW DID HE KNOOOOOW MY SECREET!??!

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:30 am

I keep getting comments from guards like "what, Nord steel not good enough for you?" when I'm wearing my elven sword.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:55 am

All the guards seem to have had an arrow in their knee at some point...

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:36 am

"Get that mace away from me" (had Molag Bal mace equipped at the time)

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:05 am

I love casting healing hands on them.

"Woah woah woah, watch the magic!"