OK, so I have been reading through the 36 lessons of Vivec in order for the first time, some of it is some odd reading. But I have some questions or I'm in need of some clarification mainly on some things from sermon 12 & 14.

- Vivec and Molag Bal got married and had offspring in sermon 12? Besides stating the obvious and skipping that point altogether, I’ll move on to the question: Who were the sons and daughters of Vivec and Molag Bal that numbered in the thousands?

- Now in sermon 14 after Vivec after lays (King James, lol) with Molag Bal for 88 days, did their offspring eat the dead spirits? Am I reading this right?

- So after Vivec and Molag Bal compare their spears in sermon 14, who exactly did Vivec kill? even Chimeri mystics new his fury? And who were the biters?

A solid 80% of that set of sermons is just dike jokes. Explaining all of them would probably violate the forum's rules :cryvaultboy:

Vivecs sons/daughters were all hunted down and killed by their father, iirc. The biters are the attendants of the Pomegranate Banquet who saw Vivec ... bitting secrets into Bal's ... spear and decided to try it out for themselves. Vivec killed them all and banned the practice, since it produced a horrible race of... more biters.

[edit] censored, really? its an scientific anatomical term :shakehead:

Really? You can't say [censored]?
wow, you are right. But yes, Vivec bit off Molag Bal's...manhood, and proceeded to kill the biters with it. He shoved it down Azura's throat in his trial, and made her explode.

Ludicrous and profane as all that is its still more kosher than the Greek's god stories.

That "golden cloud" wasn't really a golden cloud. I just hope Zeus didn't eat asparagus before.

There's no way in hell that's true, right?

Nah, its not. Vivec shoved his own manhood in Azura and the Biters.

ROTFLMAO

I thought Muatra was Molag Bal's [censored]

When lore tries to be kinky.

When you're in a marriage, what's your spouses is also yours.

:lmao: Who writes the lore at Bethesda? They must have a perverted mind.

That particular piece was Michael Kirkbride, but hes is far from the only 'perverted' person writing lore. As Hackworthy pointed out, this sort of thing is found in all mythology. six is a natural part of life, and I would hardly call the veiled words of the Sermons perverted.

I know it's in all mythology, I'm sure the Greeks and Romans (i.e. bath houses in Pompeii) have wrote or drawn something even more "different" then that, but why did Azura explode?

Because if she didn't, Vehk wasn't doing it right..? :jammasterjay:



I am star-wounded. 'Reverence hiding in comedy" maybe, but...but....