The 200 years apart doesn't bother me, I'm just ignoring it and bringing my current character with.

Indeed.

Is this a troll thread?

He became madgod and have been living on shivering isles till time skyrim and he might come back as an argonian ( not sure tho )

Do Bretons have 'normal' lifespans? Or are they as longlived as say Altmer or Dunmer?

The thing is, lifespan depends less on what race you are and more on how magically inclined you are. A Breton can outlive an Altmer if he/she is a powerful enough mage. In general though, Bretons have a longer lifespan than the other humans, but a shorter lifespan than Mer. Two-hundred years is out of a Breton's reach without powerful magic.

My Breton mage had a heart attack while on top of the frostcrag spire. The poor bloke fell to his death because Bethesda didn't include a levitation spell.

He died. Being human he does not posses the lifespan required to be alive when Skyrim starts.

My character took several potions of 'Damage Attribute to 0' to cope with Skyrim's new set of characteristics and obviously DIIIIIEEEDDD when took the Damage Consittution potion. ha ha ha.

He became sheogorath and came down to nirn secretly to become the gray fox and listener while also secretly running the mage and fighter's guilds until he decided he no longer needed political power on nirn and was sheogorath full time.

I don't believe becoming Sheogorath makes you immortal.

My oblivion character (Breton Battlemage) died a the age of 109, he was the champion of cyrodiil.

during the years between the events of oblivion and skyrim his family faded into obscurity and poverty. His descendant (my skyrim character) was named Baurus after the famous blade.
His mother died when he was 26 making him the only living descendant of the champion of cyrodiil. With no family left, he decided to try and make a name for himself in the same way
as his famous ancestor, by adventuring. So he made his way to skyrim as a simple farmer, unaware of his dragonborn status that was passed from Martin to his ancestor, in the
temple of the one, and onto him 200 years later.

My Imperial Warrior, Helga Draconus is the ancestor of my Skyrim warrior, Marcus Draconus. They are both part of a long line of a noble warrior family.

Marcus aims to be just as legendary as his ancestor. He joins the Legion as that's what Helga would have done.

Just a new expansion pack called Skyrim.

got drunk, went to morrowind, hijacked a stiltstrider from balmora. crashed into the imperial city tower. ran away, and added a new district to the imperial city, named it the red light district. later died of an extreme case of hemroids

Died...

Of old age. Except my Dunmer, who is now about to die of old age.

The Black handed

He was an Imperial a simple but strange man. Since he was born, he knew he had a special connection with fire, when he would see a flame, his eyes would bright up and he would stop anything he was doing only do watch the flames dancing in the dark. He joined the mage guild where he learned too many spells involving fire, he would stay up all night only practising one spell to light a candle. After many years of training, he mastered the art of destruction. People started calling him "The Black hands" since his hands were black from using far too many destruction spells. One day, he woke up and felt really depressed, he never had any friends, wife or children. He was far too old to start a family, he decided to end his days. In his own house, he used one of his favourite spell and lighted a fire in the fireplace, he took one of the biggest burning piece of wood, without feeling the burning touch and dropped it on the carpet, the carpet quickly spread the fire across the whole room, while the old man sat on his bed, regretting his life.

Unless your my character and he was granted Immortality by the divines.

Hunter retired. Last thing i played of him was him heading to Bruma to take a journey over the Jerall Mountains and into Skyrim, with the intentions of finding a family.

His replacement comes in the form of a young Bosmer who will stay in Oblivion for when I want to come back, which I may never want to because Skyrim looks amazing .