After getting the Umbra sword and telling Clavicus that I was keeping it, he replied with a
"dude, you're a jerk so watch your back."
Less then 10 seconds later, my game crashes.
Three tries.
Everytime.
Is that his "revenge" or what..the..eff.

On another note...
I got mad so I decided to make my own primo suit of armor/ sword combo for poops and giggles..
All ebony armor with +10 endurance on all armor parts.
An ebony long sword with absorb health 10 points for 1 second
20 electrical damage and 70% shock weakness for 3 seconds.
I only have maybe 20 - 23 uses, I forget.
I used a grand soul gem for each.
I like to slash/ power slash/ lighting bolt combo 'em.
All this while maybe losing 20 hp out of 500 vs. 6 Imperial Legionaires on normal difficulty setting.
I love that Absorb health!