I need a divorce

Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:28 am

Anyone know if there's a way to get a divorce? Do I have to kill my wife?

I married Camilla Valerius but she will NEVER shut up about the stupid claw...constantly...and i think she's cheating on me because a few times I came back home and that elf from Riverwood that likes her was in my house and left when I got there.
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:54 pm

A knife or well placed arrow usually does the trick.

Yeah, there's no way to get divorced. Just windowed. Or you could sew her mouth shut and stab the guy she's cheating on you with.

Edit: no, really. Stab him.
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Cedric Pearson
 
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:04 pm

No divorce. You can kill them but the game is currently bugged so if your spouse dies you can not remarry.
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:25 am

A knife or well placed arrow usually does the trick.

Yeah, there's no way to get divorced. Just windowed. Or you could sew her mouth shut and stab the guy she's cheating on you with.

Edit: no, really. Stab him.


I WILL stab him then...there used to be two guys she was cheating on me with, but the bard from riverwood died in a dragon attack.......in fact, riverwood is becoming somewhat of a ghost town...the blacksmith went a-wall on me when I killed a chicken and harvested a potato plant...he came running outside in the rain with his fists...i was forced to kill him.
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:59 am

War axe = Divorce
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Post » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:45 pm

I WILL stab him then...there used to be two guys she was cheating on me with, but the bard from riverwood died in a dragon attack.......in fact, riverwood is becoming somewhat of a ghost town...the blacksmith went a-wall on me when I killed a chicken and harvested a potato plant...he came running outside in the rain with his fists...i was forced to kill him.


Wait until you see him in your house again, then follow him out. Wait until he's either far outside the city, or in a quiet room.

Then proceed to stab him multiple times, strip his corpse, and leave it in some sort of highly embarrassing position ^_^
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Post » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:03 am

I WILL stab him then...there used to be two guys she was cheating on me with, but the bard from riverwood died in a dragon attack.......in fact, riverwood is becoming somewhat of a ghost town...the blacksmith went a-wall on me when I killed a chicken and harvested a potato plant...he came running outside in the rain with his fists...i was forced to kill him.

Personally, I would think it'd be better to just stab your wife than a different guy every week. :spotted owl:
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