Trotting along on my new horse, seven years old I think the trader said. A fine mount indeed and oh so good on my aching feet from wearing these hide boots with no arch support!

Woah there, whats that up ahead! It's trouble and I'm all about trouble. "High ho!" I call to my steed! I pull up excitedly to a band of bandits molesting a young woman.

"Never fear young maiden..." I begin to cry as I leap off my horse axe already swinging wildly. But before I can even manage to get started with my avalanche of ass kicking....
My trusty steed goes trotting quickly past me, winking at me as he passes and mumbling... "Chill bro, I got this."

Axe hanging limply at my side I watched with wonder while my horse supplied the avalanche for me. The maiden was happy, mounted my steed and they left me standing there in the middle of the road.

"Blessings of Stendar upon ye" I hear from behind me. I turn to find a flame atronoch looking rather hot so I'm like "Wanna go get a drink?"

"Sure" she says.... "I know this happening little inn around the corner."

I think she winked at me but it was hard to tell.