Are there any mods out there for those who like to jab their opponents to death with a perfectly balanced rapier before swinging off with a busty wench in tow?

We're talking outfits/dual wielding weapons stuff here, perhaps with some nice rapiers/fencing gear, and perhaps a nice hat or two.

Kagz Rapier is pretty nice:
http://www.elricm.com/nuke/html/modules.php?op=modload&name=Downloads&file=index&req=viewdownloaddetails&lid=3769

and also

Inwah's Freeware Weapons
http://tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1293

Inwah's Rapiers
http://elderscrolls.filefront.com/file/Inwahs_Rapiers;52756

For outfits you could into BadKarma's mods (especially Serenity and her contribution to Clothiers of Vvardenfell), some of her outfits might fit the bill, I'm not sure :shrug:

Also there's a gold cutlass in Korana's Pirate Resource, you'll probably have to set it up in the cs yourself though (Some of the outfits from that resource look cool as well):
http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=27167


Hope this helps!