This Is Too Funny!

Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:41 am

I stumbled upon a dragon burial site where one of the named dragons started attacking. It just so happened right when a nobleman on his horse with his guard happened by at the same time. The dragon attacked and the guard joined the fray. Well, while hacking away at the dragon, I hit the guard a few times and he started attacking me and the nobleman kept riding around scared on his horse. During this, I got interrupted by some fugitive asking me to help him get away from being hunted by the person he stole something from, I gave my answer and he threatened me if I said anything. Well, I killed the dragon and the guard was still at it with me and I killed him. Then the hunter, who was the one who had his item stolen, stopped to ask me if I saw anyone recently, but he became an enemy too, I guess maybe because he is on the Imperial side. But, he didn't engage me as he was asking me about seeing anyone (I guess the guy who stole from him) . Meanwhile, my companion, Lydia, is slicing his back side while he was chatting me up, and before I can give an answer, she grabs his neck in a finishing move and rams her sword through him to his death. He didn't even fight her while he was asking about the thief, it was too funny.
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candice keenan
 
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:09 pm

That's like when I brought a horse to this one guy for a quest.

A wolf latched onto the guy for dear life, and the horse started kicking wildly, beating the living hell out of the wolf AND the guy. The guy just took it, because he was in the middle of a conversation.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:39 pm

skyrim shenanigans are the best shenanigans :laugh:
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:12 pm

That's like when I brought a horse to this one guy for a quest.

A wolf latched onto the guy for dear life, and the horse started kicking wildly, beating the living hell out of the wolf AND the guy. The guy just took it, because he was in the middle of a conversation.


That's awesome. Maybe when the toolset comes out, someone can make a chat spell, so the enemy just talks while they take damage.
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