"Conjure 2h Warrior in full Daedric with an Intelligent Mage Follower"

I vote Gaylord Cute Tinkledink.

How about Whathefish Isthat?

I prefer "Rick Astley's Bane"

I love that guy. Before every battle I don't feel like fighting I summon two and watch them do their thing. I'm really surprised when they lose. It usually takes a master vampire or equivalent to take them down, and even then not always.