Now this is the legendary tale of how

My life got flipped turned upside down

and I'd like to take a moment just to tell someone

Just how I became the Thane of a place called Whiterun


On the north side of Solitude born and raised

Out in Haafingar's where I spent most of my days

Chilling out crafting enchanting our steel

and mixing up butterfly wings with bone meal

When a couple of dragons who were up to no good

started flying all over in the neighborhood

I let out one little shout and my Mom said "son,

you're moving with your uncle Belethor in Whiterun"


I bartered for a horse but when it came near

it had weird glowing eyes like the great Shadowmere

If anything I could say that this horse was rare

But it rode up the mountainside straight up I swear


I rode up to the town and a dragon flew by

And I shouted and he fell right out of the sky

Some guys started shooting but their arrows hit me

My adventuring was over, got shot in the knee

Looked at my city, I was finally done

and that's how I became the Thane of a place called Whiterun

My story is now on page 2 because of this.

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