So I tried to kill a chicken for fun. I wanted to kick one initially, but unfortunately due to Bethesda being incredibly short sighted, the game engine doesn't allow this function.

So I tried to kill a chicken.. and the entire town turns on me. What gives, comeon, I just wanted to have a little fun, I'd gladly pay you back for the chicken, but the entire town doesn't see it the way I do, they were rabid with anger.

Bethesda svcks, why can't I kill chickens without people being mad in this game!!?!

Anyways, from that point on, I've come to grasp with my situation, if I must, and hence I must, embrace the cloak of shadows and become the ultimate chicken assassin. So far I've invested 90 in sneak just to snipe chicknes; and boy is it rewarding.

The common folk can't simply let the Dragonborn do whatever he wants! It may start with one chicken, the next thing you know he's started an empire and become a god.

First rule of Skyrim, don't touch the chickens. Everyone has followed your path.

Have you tried to choke your chicken?

:hubbahubba:

I'm beginning to believe I'm the only person on this forum who feels no desire whatsoever to harm chickens.

So, that's it then. Henocide...

I tried to cook one with my fire but the guards would have none of it

should be able to unlock chicken shout with chickenborn heritage given how difficult it is to snipe a chicken.

LMFAO!!! That'd be an interesting side job for a dragonborn.