when it was raining and I saw a girl in a black long raincoat and the first thing I told my friend was that she was getting +50% magicka regen.

When you think you can Fast Travel to avoid a 2 hour car ride to your mother's house.

You know youve played too much skyrim when you when you reach into your pocket for a potion of minor healing after scraping your knee.

When I was on the train yesterday, a guy running late leapt through the closing doors, yelling "WULD!!!"

when you know more about the world of skyrim than your own neighborhood

when you spend all your time shouting to run faster, but end up merely exhausted

when you aren't sure what time it is.. ever

when you see birds circling above you and expect epic music to start

when you try to pick locked doors instead of knocking on them

when you're hungry and reach for a sweet roll

when you do impromptu Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations

when a friend blocks the doorway and you repeatedly walk into them

when you actually feel cold and hot depending on the weather in skyrim

when you no longer spend any time at home except to dump your stuff and sleep

when someone complains about the government and you agree, declaring your support for the stormcloaks

when you meet an old man and ask if he knows anything about "the voice"