Alright, so I fell for Mjoll and her absolutely adorable accent... not to mention huge axe.

But there's always a catch, Aerin...

I figured this would be no problem. I married Mjoll and moved in with her. What better than my own, free, house right in Riften where I coincidentally seem to have some ties with the local underground music bands... or thieves guild. Great nightlife, in any case.

My evil plan was pretty simple, I'd just dispose of Aerin on some dark night when Mjoll is out looking for thieves (Mjoll the thief hater married to the leader of the thieves guild, the irony does not escape me).

So, Aerin is in his bed (technically it's my bed at this point) and I sneak up on him and give him what for with my trusty dagger. :brokencomputer: He's down, gone, dead, murdered, about to have run out on Mjoll anyways.

But then there is a problem... where to get rid of the body?

Throw him in the river? But... you can't leave the house! :banghead:

And Mjoll is soon comming home!!! :ahhh:

So in my panic and frustration, I did the next best thing... I hid him away in the basemant... hope Mjoll never goes down there... :whistling:

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Should have just married Farkas. He's a lot prettier... and smarter.

"Mjoll big like mammoth. Mjoll strong like mammoth. Mjoll smart like... mammoth."

ass like a mmoth too lol ill take mjoll :intergalactic:

Nice
Might be time to start dabbling in necromancy so you can at least have him walk outside!

The trouble with your plan Ancalagon the Black is that Mjoll loves the fresh, clean Skyrim air (or so she keeps telling me) and has a great sense of smell. After a few days, you might need to move house.

That's the most hilarious screenshot I've ever seen on Skyrim so far. Careful though, that may start to smell rather rancid soon!

Haha I'm not really interested in Mjoll myself, and I thought the whole her and Aerin story was pretty cute cause he's kind of a schmo but he helped her and cares about her and all that and she's just a beast... but last time I was in Riften I was like hm, Mjoll is kind of attractive and I could see myself becoming interested perhaps... but nah she's got Aerin. Then a dragon attacked. The whole city guard and citizens went after it and slew it in a back alley and I hardly had to do anything (but I did deal the final blow). Then while everyone was standing around it I talked to Mjoll and she was like "Go away... I am in no mood to talk." Was it something I said? Well, looking for casualties of the dragon attack, I found only one. Yep. Aerin. Probably the most depressing moment so far in the game for me. I wanted to go back and load so bad but I didn't want to fight the dragon again, and it just didn't seem right, so, I decided to let it be. That's life, sad things happen.

But hey, now she is free, and I didn't have to stuff him in my basemant.