» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:36 am
I want to be the orc librarian at winterhold college, that way when the noob dragonborn comes waltzing in and uses 'unrelenting force' to trash my library I can toss him over the castle wall into the sea of ghosts, and then summon Chuck Norris to save the world instead. I'm sure Chuck can kill people with a whisper much like the greybeards, so he's up to the task at hand, and he wouldnt trash my library.