Here is the situation.

There was a lonely guard, patrolling the eastern road around Whiterun.
I was in a killing mood and decided to test my new 2 Daedric swords.
I ran up to him, cut him down quite easily, yet i got a bounty!

I thought to myself; WTF(see what I did there? )

I looked around, and behind me was a chicken.... No one else, just a chicken.
So who was the witness?! It couldn't be a chicken now could it?

I took out my blades again and murdered the chicken in cold blood, which resulted in me getting the message:"Last witness killed etc...."

again... I thought to myself: WTF! (this time with exclamation mark!)

What has the world gone to? Dragons, People shouting all around and now Witnessing animals! CRAZY I TELL YA.

I just wanted to warn all you criminals out there, Watch out for the chickens of Skyrim! They are more clever than you think!

That gave me a good laugh. Now I need to make sure to kill every last chicken in skyrim.

those damn snitch chicken...

:sadvaultboy: At the chicken killing.

Skyrim Bug Turned Chickens Into Informants
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/113510-Skyrim-Bug-Turned-Chickens-Into-Informants

Reminds me of that one Yogscast vid.

LOL? WASNT THIS FIXED? xD So chickens are still witnesses eh?

DId you find the Chicken Alter yet? I'm serious... in the hills to the south I came across an alter with some bird eggs on it... I took some and dead chickens rose to life around me. I freaked and killed them all.

That sounds damn interesting!!

I gotta find this altar!

Was on my way to High Helgroth (whatever it's called) when I discovered it. South of the main peak I believe... somewhere.

Watch out for horses and elks too..