"Let me guess.. someone stole your sweet-role after you took an arrow to the knee".

The lollygagging and sweet roll comments crack me up (though the "....I took an arrow to the knee" one is making me think up a drinking game). My favorite, though, is Nazeem's wife's comment. It's something along the lines of, "If you're looking for my husband, you'll find him stuck up the Jarl's rear...."

The place that I hate the most (so far--I haven't gotten that far in the game yet!) is the Frostfruit Inn--Eric is babbling about wanting to be an adventurer, those annoying Alki'r guys want to know if I've found their quarry yet and the big-mouthed farmer with the annoying voice advising me never to have children. One night, I'm going to save game, wander in there and UF shout the whole lot of them just for the satisfaction of it. :flamethrower:

I rarely even chuckle at computer screen when I'm on my own but this comment totally cracked me up! :rofl: