Yeah, think of some stupid quotes? : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:51 am

My cousin's out there fighting dragons, and what do I get? An arrow to the knee.

I don't always take arrows, but when I do, it's to the knee.

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got arrows in their knees. Arrows. In. Their. Knees.

Hail summoner. Conjure me up an arrow to the knee, would you?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:35 pm

WE ARE BUT SWEETROLLS WRITHING IN THE MUD!!

Edit:

"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's sweetrolls."

lmao!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:49 pm

Keep your sweetrolls to yourself sweetroll.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:57 pm

I'd be a lot warmer and happier with a belly full of sweetrolls and an arrow to the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:59 pm

This thread is too full of win to get buried!

"I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the sweet roll"
"Its you, the hero of Kvatch!" Huh?
"I offer the finest goods and services in all of ~~Cyrodiil~~ Skyrim"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:16 pm

I used to be an arrow like you, until I took a knee to the sweetroll.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:29 pm

"I was fighting the most fearsome mudcrab, when I took an arrow to the knee, then my sweetroll was stolen..."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:58 am

My sig.

Also when bandits say "hey watch it" in mid combat.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:27 am

"I am sworn to carry your sweetrolls."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:50 am

I saw a sweetroll today. Ugly creatures.

Wrong game, I know.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:59 am

Looking for sweetrolls? Get a knee and bring me all The arrows you can take.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:45 pm

I need you to stop that... Brusselsprouting... It's making people mudcrabs.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:59 pm

“Where are you from?”

”Why? Why do you ask?”

“A Nord’s last thoughts should be of sweetrolls.”

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:09 pm

"Did you hear? There's a sweetroll over Whitewatch Tower. Watch the skies, traveler."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:37 pm

We drink to our youth, to days come and gone. For the age of indigestion is just about done.
We'll drive out the sweet rolls and restore what we own. With our blood and our steel we'll take back our home.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:17 pm

I was going to say a stupid quote, then I took an Arrow to the Knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:41 am

Sweetroll, sweetroll, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

Sweetroll, sweetroll, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in frosting and sprinkles

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:25 pm

Sweetroll, sweetroll, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in frosting and sprinkles

Epic.

"Favor the sweetroll eh? I'm more of a horker meat man myself."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:45 am

The gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your sweetroll. I respect that.