Funniest Thing You Have Saw While Traveling : V

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:13 pm

Funniest thing I ever saw, Was when my dog companion ran straight into a giant while it was swinging, and watching its body go flying 90 feet in the air. That and a flying mammoth... So, whats the funniest thing you saw on your travels?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:44 pm

When I FUS RO DAH'd a Frost Troll......off a mountain.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:01 pm

When I FUS RO DAH'd a Frost Troll......off a mountain.

Lol!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:41 pm

I was attacked by a mudcrab, and M'aiq showed up and helped me! Then I activated conversation and guess what? M'aiq : I saw a mudcrab The other day... Me: WHHAAAAAAAT???? And then soda came out of my nose and I laughed my ass off. True story.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:50 am

bandits fighting giants and mammoths only knew it was band because the chief got smacked and fell near me a good 90 feet.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:22 am

This wasn't while travelling but.......

I bought the house in Whiterun. If you're Thane when you buy a home, your Housecarl moves in. Well problem was Lydia had been killed by a dragon a long way from Whiterun. So I go home to check out the new house and decor and there laying on the bed room floor is Lydia.

Stiff as a board and deader than Elvis.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:41 am

Anytime when I fight a dragon and

Spoiler

Shadowmere

comes and fights with me :disguise:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:10 am

I saw a guard take a arrow to the knee.

True story.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:52 pm

Someone stole my sweetroll when I was traveling to Whiterun.

True story.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:19 pm

Yesterday a mammoth, for no reason I could see, flew straight up into the air and then fell back down and died. Free mommoth snout!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:34 pm

When Glenda the prize winning goat got the killing blow on a dragon attacking Rorikstead. :celebration:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:41 pm

I saw a guard take a arrow to the knee.

True story.

Aye, I was there at the battle of wounded knee...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:00 pm

I ran into a group of people traveling to a wedding. The funny part was they were ALL complaining about it.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:05 pm

I was walking along the road, looking for Thalmor to use as firewood. Suddenly, a Stormcloak Courier ran up to me.

"If you know any true sons and daughters of Skyrim, tell them to head to Windhelm, Jarl Ul-"

At that moment, a blood dragon swooped down, killed him instantly, and flew off, not even looking at me.

My reaction?

"HOLY [censored] [censored] THAT [censored] NORD JUST [censored] AND [censored] BY [censored] BRET FAVRE AND A [censored] [censored] METRIC [censored] OF [censored] ARGONIANS!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:11 pm

I ran into a group of people traveling to a wedding. The funny part was they were ALL complaining about it.

I think I've run into them 4 times now... killed them all though for their stuff. No more annoying Dark Brotherhood magically following me around invisible to!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:24 pm

I was attacked by a mudcrab, and M'aiq showed up and helped me! Then I activated conversation and guess what? M'aiq : I saw a mudcrab The other day... Me: WHHAAAAAAAT???? And then soda came out of my nose and I laughed my ass off. True story.

lol mudcrabs... Annoying MFs

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:57 pm

Someone stole my sweetroll when I was traveling to Whiterun.

True story.

Man thats cold...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:40 pm

bandits fighting giants and mammoths only knew it was band because the chief got smacked and fell near me a good 90 feet.

Hahaha same thing happened to me last night. Was traveling back to town at night after successfully raiding another dungeon, when all of a sudden a body lands a few yards in front of me. Was thinking WTF, where the hell did that come from? Turn to my right and see a bandit screaming and running in my direction as 2 giants and 2 mammoths are in pursuit. After having a good laugh, I couldn't resist the challenge of taking them all on. Good times!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:44 pm

A giant was fighting some bandits and hit a loose rock and I watched.. the rock fell from the sky and killed me.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:16 pm

Aye, I was there at the battle of wounded knee...

Never forget.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:42 pm

For now all i've seen thats been pretty funny is mammoths that keep spawning a million feet in the air and then fall to their death. happened a few times now. scares the hell out of me, there i am fleeing from a dragon/running through the plains/minding my own business, and a bloody MAmmoth falls out of the sky in front of me. Scary days >_<

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:10 pm

any more funnyies?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:14 pm

I ran into a group of people traveling to a wedding. The funny part was they were ALL complaining about it.

lol I think I ran into the same people. Two males and a female. Great fun listening to them and pickpocketing their jewels.