Who delivers fresh fruit and vegetables to the draugr? : V

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:54 pm

I wander around these draugr crypts..... some which haven't been opened in hundreds of years... and I find sacks and barrels full of fresh, juicy, tasty produce. I'm just curious... who is the delivery guy?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:29 pm

A wizard did it.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:32 am

My guess is the naked courier. He isn't weighed down by needless things like pants, so he can run like hell if the Draugr get aggressive. He also has a knack for appearing at the weirdest times, so he clearly has some sort of magical ability.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:35 pm

Couriers.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:27 am

The magic rabbit of Sanguine.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:11 am

me, sheogorath willed it to be so, i get paid withvast ammounts of cheese and mind altering substances (SKOOMA!!!!!)

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:27 pm

I think it's that little girl from Whiterun. It's not like she can die anyway.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:36 pm

what I'm wondering is why these people have a piece of charcoal and pan in their bed stand
some freaky stuff must be going there at night XD

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:52 pm

the loot list wizard... he makes sure all barrels have food, all wardrobes have clothes, and all urns have paltry sums of gold. he lives in the tooth enamel of essential NPCs, ensuring that the world will never be deprived of his services.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:13 pm

Ulfric, to slow down my progress in a dungeon. Cause I never know when there will be something more valuable than a potato tucked away in that large sack. It's the Achilles heel ... Er knee... Of my hero. OCD loot [censored].

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:51 pm

The fruit are undead too, cursed for allying with the dragons way back when.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:57 pm

Their living ancestors?

There is a quest in a barrow where a Nord asks for help killing a necro(philiac) that's barracaded himself inside with the corpses of the guy's ancestors. He'll yell at you if you touch the offerings and then give in.

My other theory is Miaq... think about it

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:44 pm

The real question is... who's paying the guy who puts the produce in the dungeons to put the produce in the dungeons?
And... Why is he so interested in having the dungeons of Skyrim filled with produce?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:20 am

It's all the salt.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:59 am

Me.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:23 pm

The real question is... who's paying the guy who puts the produce in the dungeons to put the produce in the dungeons?
And... Why is he so interested in having the dungeons of Skyrim filled with produce?

Where else are you going to stash your cabbage where the average jerk isn't going to steal it?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:09 am

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/9245-Critical-Miss-Skyrim-Tales

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:35 pm

They have the same preservatives as the draugers...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:32 pm

My guess is the naked courier. He isn't weighed down by needless things like pants, so he can run like hell if the Draugr get aggressive. He also has a knack for appearing at the weirdest times, so he clearly has some sort of magical ability.

FOUND HIM!
http://i.imgur.com/jvimr.jpg

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:34 am

OP: OMG DON'T EAT THE FOOD THOSE ARE UNDEAD APPLES NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!

FOUND HIM!
http://i.imgur.com/jvimr.jpg

Okay, there's no way in %$@*& I'm clicking that, thanks.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:22 pm

Vegetables get eternally preserved due to Skyrim's cold temperatures

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:54 am

Ulfric, to slow down my progress in a dungeon. Cause I never know when there will be something more valuable than a potato tucked away in that large sack. It's the Achilles heel ... Er knee... Of my hero. OCD loot [censored].

i have that same problem...i check all those sacks because... hey, you never know! It might contain a diamond encrusted draugr diaper worth mucho dinero...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:13 pm

I always wonder about the Draugr dungeons in which people are waiting for you later in the dungeon. It's like, "How did you not wake the Draugr?"