Alduin..."I was going to eat the world...but then I #$#king Dovakhin shot me in the knee!"
:rofl:
I can just imagine all the TES villians gathered around in a bar:
Jagar Tharn: *looks at Alduin walking in* "What happened to you?"
Alduin: "[censored]in' Dovakhin shot me in the knee"
Jagar Tharn: *ahh, same here mate, and Dagoth over there...he's not taking it well either"
Dagoth Ur: *Slamming back his fourth shot of Whiskey* "that bastard nerevar, that [censored]in' bastard, he shot me in the knee"
Jagar Tharn: "hey, 'least you're not Mehrunes, poor bastard shot in the knee so hard he
melted"