I think it's time for a new aspiring dragonborn-to-be to have his hopes and dreams crushed by an arrow in the knee.

What were you set out to be on the night that you took an arrow in the knee?

You know this is going to end in rewording that song where the guy was going to school, but then he got high?

Hey none of these shenanigans! Remember when you disrespect the law you disrespect me!

I respected the law once, but then I took an arrow in the knee

I used to play Skyrim like you. Then I took a patch 1.2 in the knee.

Job Requirements for Skyrim Guards:

-Must have once been an adventurer who took a career-ending arrow to the knee.
-Must have a cousin off fighting Dragons.
-Must secretly worship Sithis.
-Must idly wonder wether or not YOU might be Dragonborn, but just not have realized it yet.

In this special night I have been waiting for the construction kit. But then Bethesda tried mercenary work, Steam disrespected the law and modders took an arrow in the knee.

I tried reviving the arrow in the knee thread.... but then.... AAAAHHHHH!!! Now I'll never fight along side my cousin fighting dragons

Every time he says that, I go, "So if I disrespect you, do I then also disrespect the law?" I want to know how it works.

When is the Construction Kit due?

I used to take arrows in the knee, but then I became an adventurer.

Alduin..."I was going to eat the world...but then I #$#king Dovakhin shot me in the knee!"

I used to take arrows in the knee, but then I took an arrow in the knee

Just when you're about to take an arrow in your knee.


They say January - but I don't believe that.

:rofl:

I can just imagine all the TES villians gathered around in a bar:

Jagar Tharn: *looks at Alduin walking in* "What happened to you?"
Alduin: "[censored]in' Dovakhin shot me in the knee"
Jagar Tharn: *ahh, same here mate, and Dagoth over there...he's not taking it well either"
Dagoth Ur: *Slamming back his fourth shot of Whiskey* "that bastard nerevar, that [censored]in' bastard, he shot me in the knee"
Jagar Tharn: "hey, 'least you're not Mehrunes, poor bastard shot in the knee so hard he melted"

I used to tell the lowlifes to "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! But then I took an arrow in the knee...

I used to be an arrow to the knee ...

I don't always drink mead.... but when I do, I get shot in the knee.

I started mouthing off to some stranger about not picking any locks in my town.....then the bastard shot me in the knee!.....with an arrow!!!

I was about to kill a dragon attacking the town but then I took an arrow to the knee what happened to the town I'll never know.

I used to play Skyrim, then my adventurer took an arrow to the knee.



A knee model.

Why didn't I listen to my agent and make sure arrow injuries were covered by my knee insurance?

Iam a Merchant selling Spells and Incantations to those with the talent to cast it.
When I was in a chat with customer it happened:
My Cousin who was off fighting Dragons came home badly wounded.
As he was watching the sky he got hit by an arrow of a Hunter who apparently was hunting in that parts for years.
I asked my customer - I had him figured for a Mage - if he could help him.
My Customer who apparently was not a Mage but a Priest started to cast a healing spell.
The assistant whom I hired to carry my burdens must have played around with one of my more dangerous Treasures (I call them Junk now),
he came to think that he maybe is the Dragonborn and started to yell around like crazy.
I told him to stop that shouting and casted an Ice Spike to cool him down (I was dabbling in Destruction Magic in my youth, until I burned the shop down) but when he yieldet it already was to late.
The Priest who had just removed the arrow had already tumbled when my Assistant yelled in his ear, now slipped on the Ice and hit me with the Arrow in...
Well, it is to embarassing to say.

I used to breathe like you, but then I started laughing my ass off

I used to shoot arrows at people's knees... but then... yeahhh...

I used to be a lawyer, but then all you people took arrows in the knee now I swapped to being a doctor.
Now you tell me you were something great till you took an arrow to the knee?
What about me!!! I took 72 arrows to the head and another 763 to various parts of my body and I'm still a damn doctor.
DEAL WITH IT. I mean really what is with the cliche arrow to the knee I can cure it...
Well I could, but after all this ranting I kinda... I kinda... I kinda took an arrow in the knee...