Tell a bunch of nerds on a forum to go outside, get drunk and laid, and they respond with an existential question about reality.
I love the internet.
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Also, I find that some of my favorite times are when I'm drinking alone and playing video games. And I can't stand loud bars. They haven't played good music since the 30's and 40's when live jazz was popular. And as a musician, even if I hate the music, it gets all of my attention since I feel like I have to listen to it to critique it. So meeting a one-night-stand is out of the question :shrug:
Also, my girlfriend is wayyyyy to good of a cook to cheat on. There's ribs cooking at my house as we speak. You don't do anything to ruin that.