Some amusing outcomes of the guard and other NPC comments not being tied to events. Just stepped out of the Jarl's Longhouse in Falkreath right into the middle of a battle with an Elder Dragon. The guards and I chip him down and finally finish him, then the instant I fire the death arrow into the dragon's body the guard next to me says "Guard might get nervous, someone approches him with a drawn weapon" How do you realistically role play and not beat the guard bloody with the dragon bones you just looted. More amusing and less annoying was the Windhelm guard who as soon as he finishes helping to slay a dragon complains about being stuck on guard duty while his cousin fights dragons.

Once a Dragon was attacking Whiterun, and the Guard next to me shouted a glorious battle cry -

"LET ME GUESS, SOMEVAWN STOLE YOUR SVEETVROLL?!"

:L

Hahahaaa epic :lmao:

Thank you.

I was in Whiterun, walking down from the palace thing. The old hag who runs the jewellery stand was glitched into the floor, up to her waist. As soon as I get in close to have a laugh at this glitch she says "You don't look to well dear"

Classic.

I was fighting a dragon in solitude with a whole mass of guards and the dragon managed to kill one of the guards before it died. Well as with all dragon encounters, after I absorbed the soul every townsperson started gathering around the dragonbones and commenting on me being the dragonborn. Next thing I know, they were all standing around the dead guardsman and started casting suspicions on me as the killer geez.

This isn't really weird because he's supposed to say it, but I was walking around some city and a guard walks up to me and says, ""Psst, Hey, I know who you are... Hail Sithis."

Not as bad as when dragons attack the city, and one of the guards facing it states, "What is it, dragons?"

I was at one of the Whiterun watchtowers and me and a few guards were fighting a Blood dragon, and after the battle, one of them told me to stop shouting :sadvaultboy:

Me and a bunch of guards just killed a dragon. Guard says something like "Cousin is out hunting dragons... what do I get? Guard duty." I'm sitting there go "WHAT!?"

Another odd dialogue is with jzargo in the college. I hadn't talked to him... ever. Finally did and he asked "Do you know the expert level destruction spells" ...to which my reply should have been "why yes... yes I do." apparently bethesda felt I could only respond with "no that's way beyond my measly 100th level destruction powers"

Not a guard that said this but a Khajiit merchant.


Me- "Do the local Nords treat you bad?"

Khajiit Merchant-"They think of us as nothing but Skooma Dealers and Thieves, so we stay out of the cities."




Moonsugar

Lockpicks



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Dies laughing

At the start of the game, right when the dragon was attacking the execution site, a guard said to me whom is running away, "What's the hurry?"

I've had a fugitive interrupt a dragon fight just to get me to stash his stolen axe. Mate, I'm a bit [censored] busy right now.