Is there anything as funny as that line from Morrowind in this game?

I do not recall that line at all.

I used to say funny things like that, then I took an arrow in the knee.

"I'm going to gut you like an old lady's coin purse"...? Idk lol

i dont remember that i played alot of morrowind, wish i did see it thats funny

That line was in Morrowind, I laughed so hard at the time.

It's when you taunt the Daedra at the rock thing, can't remember exactly it's been years since I played Morrowind. One of the funniest moments for me

Ahh found the full quote...

Dremora: After I kill you I'm going to [censored] your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

"I took an arrow in the knee" jokes used to be funny, then they took an arrow in the knee.

One line that I recall from Skyrim is when you ask the Fletcher in Solitude for arrows that kills dragons and he says something along the lines of: "Then, I suppose you also want a bow that shoots rainbows, or a quiver that pours mead?"

Don't remember. Was that in the main quest?

Ah yes, now I remember.

It was in the temple in one of the Redoran style towns, can't recall which one off the top of my head*, I don't think it was Gnisis but it was one near to there I think - part of a temple quest was to do a pilgrimage to kill the dremora in the temple and when you got there and spoke to the dremora that is what he said to you.

*Just looked it up to confirm, it was in Maar Gan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdsBeg_Nk4Y

Crappy quality video but there it is.

I don't know, they don't seem to say a lot in Skyrim that is all that funny, but some of the things bandits say to you can be very amusing when you cut them off mid sentence, by removing their heads. "I'm going to enjoy counting your coins when you're--" *crunch*. Or something to that effect. I don't recall exactly what he says.

... What letter does that censored word start with? R? or F?

Rhymes with Graqe Swish.

The OP left out what made it funny, which is, "...Don't worry, I'll be gentle."

I say thar stuff in real life when I play haha

Cheers

Damn.

Yeah, see the games get less advlt as they go on. Arena had swearing in it. Daggerfall had a bunch of advlt themed books. Morrowind had lines like this (and even dirtier versions of some books still in Oblivion and Skyrim).

The best advlt-type thing in Oblivion/Skyrim, outside of mods of course, is The Lusty Argonian Maid. I haven't read the second volume added in Skyrim yet (can't find the damn thing!) but I am sure it's probably not even as suggestive as the first.