So last night while exploring I came across the body of a bandit. Not to unusual, except I'm not the one that killed him. On his body I found the following note:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Sylph_14/ScreenShot62.jpg

I thought it was kind of amusing. Maybe I could take it a little more seriously if the item in question wasn't a generic sounding enchanted item

It's like it fills a mad lib form:

"I'm close to finding _______________. I've tracked it down to ____________. It's apparently guarded by a _________________."

Kind of makes me want to write silly things in the blanks for my own amusemant.

Anyone else find any of these?

Mine was a dwarven war axe of soul snares, by the time I finally got around to completing the task I was well beyond dwarven weapons though.

I'm close to finding the Arrow. I've tracked it down to Whiterun. It's apparently guarded by a Knee.

I saw that coming from a mile away. To bad the adventurer didn't. Now he's just a guard

"I'm close to finding the NAKED briastS. I've tracked it down to THE NEAREST BROTHEL. It's apparently guarded by a BUNCH OF GAY DUDES."

Strange, mine is exactly like yours, but I need to find a "Sword of Fire" or something like this.