Share your best arrow in the knee joke! : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:23 am

Dear gamers,
I cannot bring you Skyrim under your tree this christmas.
Unfortunately, i took an arrow to the knee.
Sincerely,
Santy Clause

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:51 pm

i used to think arrow to the knee jokes were funny..then i took an arrow to the knee

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:10 pm

I used to make arrow in the knee jokes like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
Also [img]http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-the-real-archer1.jpg[/img]
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» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:14 am

I was going to share an arrow in the knee joke until I got an arrow to the knee

:D

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:12 pm

I used to hate when people write "Arrow TO the Knee" when it is "Arrow IN the Knee", but.. oh wait, i still hate..

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:19 pm

I used to make the knee comment, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:21 am

Where theres a will, theres an arrows in the knee.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:05 pm

Where theres a will, theres an arrows in the knee.

Where there's a knee, there's an arrow.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:46 am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/Maccabeus/elderscrolls/tesguardguide.jpg
Elder Scrolls guards throughout the years.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:39 pm

I used to be an arrow like you, but then I hit a guard in the knee.

Best!

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:26 pm

Visual evidence of this so-called joke.

I used to be . . . . arrow in the knee.
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z450/rcbpics/arrowtotheknee.jpg

I used to take arrows in the knee, until I took one 12 inches higher.
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z450/rcbpics/arrowinthegroin.jpg

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:42 pm

i used to be bored but then i took a Skyrim to the Xbox

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:50 pm

I used to have a life, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:06 pm

I used to take arrows to the knee like you, but then i became an adventurer.

If an adventurer takes an arrow to the knee in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does he still become a guard?

These two were hilarious.

I used to tell random people how I used to be an adventurer like them before I took an arrow in the knee...then one of them got annoyed and I took a sword in the face.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:23 am

I was about to intimidate Dorian, then I took an arrow in the knee

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:34 pm

I was gonna do your mom, untill she took an arrow in the knee.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:48 am

I don't always drink beer, but when I did, I took an arrow to the knee.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:18 am

Even my shrink knew about this joke. And he doesn't even play the game. It has spread like wildfire.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:35 am

Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: I was going to come on time but then I took an arrow in the knee

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:04 am

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:32 am

The doc almost had this arrow out of my knee and then he took an arrow in his knee.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:46 pm

I used to take an arrow to the knee, then I took a super sledge to the knee.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:40 am

I was gonna do your mom, untill she took an arrow in the knee.

Another variation on the mom theme:

I went out with your mom. She took my arrow on her knees.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:58 pm

Greece wanted to pay of it debts. Then told the EU it cant, as the whole country took a arrow to the knee.