There was a man who found mammoth cheese
and many a Skyrim cuisineer agrees
it's rich and spunky
and ever so funky
you'll soil like a monkey when you sneeze

There is mage J'zargo and his cavalier schemes
his flame cloak scroll wholly melted my ween'
so disastrous this quest
I pitch'd him in a chest
and shipped him off to the Philippines

Let us cheer for the force unrelenting
and celebrate it's prosperous inventing
no method more crafty
no need for a drafty
to cover my flatulence instead of preventing

The college of bards is where I wanted to be
because I thought real college was bourgeoisie
I advanced to completion
with my degree excretion
and now I fetch cargo from ships by the sea

Then there is Adrianne Avenicci
her job is ever so peachy
not the best blacksmith
and her face like a Sith
so filthy it needs liquid bleach-ee