I personally would go for sticking a Gourd up his bumhole, then kicks up the behind until i make a gourd seeds circle inside the Dragonreach dining hall. How about you folks, come one, let the venom sip out

Fus Ro Dah him up a mammoth's ass.

There is something "evil" about him.

Take him to a secluded area, beat the pulp out of him till he dies, resurrect him, rinse and repeat.

you know you cant talk about killing children on the forums, that is why I just opened up the console and disabled him

well, i will be the most cruel since you people are so gentle to the evil little sob

i would tie him down, and drive a nail in each of his joints (segments on his fingers and toes), then i would slowly start to pull his guts out (starting with the large intestine) making sure he stays awake during it all (if he passes out i will stop and use healing magic untill he wakes again), then when he is abotu to die i will heal him back to perfect condition and grind him into mince meat (starting at the legs and working up so he cna feel every agonizing moment)

...i dont like him :chaos:

Kids in Skyrim can't be killed, yet they little blighters are so darn annoying! Despicable little buggers.

I would never talk about such an awful thing!! (you were talking to me right?)

I love when someone disables him then tries to do a certain quest involving a certain whispering lady. Oh so amusing.

give him a field trip to boethias shrine

put him in the orphanage

you know which one i mean

Do the stormcloack's questline. Then see what the little bastard has to say.

~. Click. Disable.

Have fun in hell, brat.

Smashing him with my sword was like the first thing I did in the game. Since he's Immortal I would impale him on a dragons tooth. :flamethrower: :blush2:

Put on a pair of daedric pointy boots and kick him in the gut as hard as I can, as he lifts up into the air I'd then unrelenting force him into the fireplace. Then I'd grab the wooden chair from the dining hall and demolish it over his face. Then as he goes to tell his dad I'd sneak in the corner and shoot a well placed arrow straight into his knee, thus dooming him to a life of guardship.

I HATE KIDS IN SKYRIM!
In F3 and FNV, they weren't annoying brats whose liberal parents never beat them. They were just little, immortal, people who stayed out of your way. But in Skyrim, I have to resist the urge to [graphic depictions of things not permitted on forums] every time they open their little bastard mouths! Can't wait to get the PC version so I can use Bleak's solution. Don't even need to log-in to nexus to know what it is. :chaos:

Ask his father to give him a stern, but loving warning.

IB4LOCK

Could be a vampire child, really just 300 years old.. However not likely but still my excuse!

Much of this topic is inappropriate but the child killing discussion gets it closed.