The 'Speak like M'aiq' thread. (Skyrim edition) : V - Skyrim

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:05 am

M'aiq does not know why some call Kha'jiit cats, Kha'jiits are no more cats than Nords are bald monkeys. We are Kha'jiit.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:58 pm

Complaint: There is WAY too much scrolling in the UI during inventory or conversations.

Reply: "M'aiq does not understand why people do not like scrolls. M'aiq has gained much knowledge by reading them."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:49 pm

Complaint: Skyrim is full of bugs.

M'aiq: "People say that they do not like bugs, but M'aiq likes them very much.They are good for making potions."

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:02 am

Complaint: The 'pony' horses

M'aiq: "Some people do not like to ride on horses, thinking they are too small. Thats too bad, since M'aiq ate all the bigger ones."

(a reference to a quote in Morrowind about horses: "Horses.... Oh, M'Aiq loves horses! Especially with good cream sauce.")

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:16 pm

Complaint: Save game files are way too bloated.

Reply: "M'aiq does not like feeling bloated, so he does not drink too much water."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:19 pm

Complaint: There's too much complaining on the forums.

Reply: "M'aiq does not complain. M'aiq plays the hand he is dealt."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:06 pm

Complaint: "No multiple Character Save Slots!"

Reply: "M'aiq is happy with M'aiq. M'aiq does not like conflict."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:36 pm

J'zargo > M'aiq

dont burn me for heresy

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:54 am

Complaint: M'aiq away's talks about himself in the third person.

Reply: M'aiq does not like self refrencing pronouns, they mean different things depending on who says them, M'aiq will always be M'aiq. "You" can be whoever you want, however.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:00 pm

Complaint: Character doesn't need to sleep; can go on forever.

M'aiq enjoys the night life. Much fun to be had. M'aiq is glad he can stay awake at night time.

Complaint: Food is useless/character can go on without eating food.

M'aiq finds food in Skyrim tastes terrible. M'aiq is forced to go on diet.

Complaint: Skward Sword is better than Skyrim.

M'aiq does not understand why people want to throw their swords into the sky. How can you use it if sword is floating above you?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:01 pm

J'zargo > M'aiq

dont burn me for heresy

M'aiq: M'aiq does not like J'zargo very much. Fooled M'aiq once with explosion scroll, shamed M'aiq. Fooled M'aiq twice again, but shame was on J'zargo.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:07 pm

I know this is nitpicking to extreme levels but spiders are not bugs :geek:

I think you mean "insects."

M'aiq feels dirty now.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:55 pm

Complaint: The character of M'aiq in Skyrim seems like a forced last minute addition, with less noteworthy, witty, or insightful dialogue than his predecessors. After a couple of bland encounters I no longer cared to bother about him.

M'aiq: -

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:03 am

Complaint: Its never clear why he is called 'the liar'.

M'aiq: "M'aiq lies, or does not. Only he knows. Maybe he will tell. Perhaps the answer can be found when one marries khajiit."