vell dere Hy vas, pickink de pockets uf zum innocent seemink civilians in de Eldergleam sanctuary, ven dis gurl, Asta, takes uffense und schtarts poundink on me.

Ah, de vay she schouted "Hy luv a goot fight" und "Die, Orc Filth!" Hy kould tell she really liked me!

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031105

Hy vunder if she iz available?

Try the Russian Forums, they may have answers for you.

Go cast your fancy accent someplace else.

Why?....



























Just....Why? :facepalm:

AmauriPavao, why don't you send him to Brazilian forums instead. Could be more appropriate. I thought, nationality pointers were prohibited here.

If hyu followed de link, hyu vould get de joke. Und it's not a Russian Accent, it iz a Mechanicsburg vun!

So not a Mechanicsburg accent! That's a Jagermonster accent.

De Jagers schpeak vith a very tick Mechanicsburg accent. It says so in de novel.

I wasn't aware that accents translated to text.

What does this have to do with Skyrim ? It's not the only game with orcs and this webcomic is only titled as a fantasy webcomic, not a "Skyrim" webcomic.

Asta und de Evergleem sanctuary are most definitely in Skyrim, hain't dey?

De rest iz pipple makink fun uf my J?gerspeak. Und J?gers hef a very definite "orcish" attitude to dem.

Hy mean chust look at http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030124...now dat's de Orcish vay uf doink tings!

OP you might consider posting on [censored] instead.

Don't spam.