So.
I've just killed my 30th Dragon... yawns.
I'm standing there basking in the flames, absorbing it's soul, enjoying a cold brew....
GROWL!!!
WTF
A sabre cat jumps out, trough the flames, right in my face.

Solo killed my first dragon. *proud*

Two ice trolls pretend they're sabre cats and jump into my face.

I saw one troll beat another to death over some meat; I can only assume it was meat, given the fact that that's all that was around

Level 5 after beating the first dragon. Going around looking for another one of these "epic" beings. Found one fighting a giant. The dragon lost.
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I found a Dragon flying from Windhelm to Whiterun and back again, but backwards. And suddenly I was killed by a Mammoth falling on me and I was kind of pissed.

I remember finishing the MQ, setting all right and ensuring the survival of all of Tamriel, checked my map for my next active quest? Seems before I embarked on my journey to save the world I promised a beggar in White Run that I'd buy or (steal?) him a beer and bring it back to him. It pales in comparison of my accomplishments but who am I to renegue on a promise?

I watched a frost troll and a giant go at it. One swipe of his club and the troll was a fluffy rug.

I aggroed a Giant and three of his pet mammoths. Kyne's Peace didn't do jack, so I resorted to Whirlwind Sprint to build some distance, and of course aggroed even more things (two ice trolls, some spiders, a bear, a wolfpack, etc.). I eventually perched up on some rock where nobody could get to me, and then the death train of 3 mammoths and a pissed-off giant came and flattened absolutely everything in sight.

"What're ya in fer?"
"Assault, banditry, murder, theft, embezzlement, bedlam, and lollygagging."
"Yer one tough sonuva [censored]."

I meet the rich man and wife travelling to a wedding. I draw the bow, shoot an arrow, bang. Teh wife is dead. The man comes next, but meanwhile I'm busy with the bodyguard. The man looks at the wife with the arrow in her head and says: "I guess they deserved it"

When i asked Faendal to follow me because ''i need his help'' he just goes ''OK, where are we heading?'' That made me laugh quite a bit... I'm a complete stranger and he just accepts..

Fus Ro Dah an ice troll over a cliff and see him die, and then start fleeing from a blood dragon with Faendal, and then a sabre cat, and then I see a cave...., -"wow, a place where I can hide!", BUT them a Bear rises up and join the chase, and as if it where not enough, two wolfs take part in the hunt... never sprinted and used that shout wich let′s you in "spectral form" so much in my life, when the dragon have quit the chase, I reached a stormcloak fort, and they helped me to deal with the animals. After the fight, I thought that faendal was dead, but after some time he appears from nowhere. I wonder how he has escaped too...