Well it's that time again guys. Alot of you know the rules but for those who don't they're pretty simple. Complain about the dumbest things you can think of about the game; but NO COMMON COMPLAINTS. The complaints don't even have to affect the game directly. I consider common complaints to be dumbing down of the game, blacksmithing, enchanting and alchemy are OP etc. I realize they are VALID COMPLAINTS. They're just not for this thread. Now I know there's always someone who ignores the op which is to be expected, but if you try and flame, it will just be ignored/reported. This thread was intended for fun, laughs, and to lighten up the usual doom and gloom of these forums. I'll say this again, either have fun or get the [censored] out.

Memorable Complaints From The Last Thread:

Why don't consoles get console commands?

Why does everything try to kill me? I try to befriend a Sabre Cat yet no amount of "here kitty kitty" stop's me from being mauled.

Why can't I add a red dot sight to my sword?

Why is it always me that has to save the world? Don't I get a holiday?

People need to respect when I don't wear clothes...

Why am I not allowed to lollygag anymore?

Why don't guards call me criminal scum anymore?

Why doesn't anyone care that my sweetroll was stolen?

Why doesn't my horse ever poop? I mean, come on Bethesda! Ever heard of realism?

That moon is so large the tidal effect would be disastrous on the world.

Why is the sky blue?

WTF!? WEIGHTLESS Carrots!?

Why can't I find a fishstick in Skyrim?

Why do bosses not follow me and worship the ground I walk on!? I mean the least they should do is achieve a Hershey's kiss hair do that is yellow.

Why did I think I was back in OB and use the Z key to move something? Instead I burned my furniture with a dragon shout.

Why are the Thalmor asses to me? Even though I am an Altmer.

Ok i wan't to know who's idea it was to put birds in Skyrim. Every time I am wandering around Solitude I see a shadow of large wings over me, scares the [censored] out of me everytime and i have my weapons out and am diving for cover.

Why does it show I'm forging a sword in the forge if I'm making an armor?!

I am a thief, and when I illegally break into a house with my companion, she is of no help to me.

Why can't I roleplay being Fluttershy? IMMERSION BETHESDA, THINK of YOUR BRONY FANS!!!

Why can my horse not walk backwards?

Why is there no armpit hair on my epic buffed nord dude?

Why do mammoths make cheese?

Why do I have to wait SIX minutes to call Dragon Air Support again? I need 9 more kills right?

Why cant i build a robot warrior with all the Dwemer gear i found?

Why does a woman agree to marry me after a few seconds of talking to her simply because I'm wearing a necklace?

Why does the same woman give you half the profits of a shop you don't own and also cook you dinner? Why aren't there women like this in real life?

Why wont the [censored] put out?!

Why don't frost trolls sit underneath frosty bridges? it's immersion breaking, god dammit!

Why isn't Billy Mayes in Skyrim to sell me bathroom cleaning products? My bucket is a [censored] hole.

Why won't eggs hatch into companions if I carry them for long enough? It would be awesome to have a spider or a chicken or a bird friend.

So I am dragonborn.....and this is probably the most important question we should all be asking......what the hell was my father drinking the night I was conceived?! (Some DAYUM good mead)

Why can't I find the Pokemon Center to heal my Atronachs?

Why is it so hard to get human flesh and human hearts? Shouldn't at least all the human bandits drop that as loot? (I was wondering the same thing actually. If I want to roleplay Jeffrey Dahmer I should damn well be able to!)

Why isn't there a Drunken Master Perk? There is pleanty of booze lying around.

How come my Nord Male is shorter than everyone except children? Seriously, it looks like he is at least a foot shorter than everyone else to include other Nords. Hmmm maybe he is really a dwarf. He does swing a pick a lot, lusts for gold and gems, drinks lots of mead and ale, has a beard, and loves axes. Now if I can get him to sing "Hi Ho Hi Ho It's Off To Work I Go".

What kind of bard only knows two songs? I want to request Don't Stop Believing

With so much food littered around the game why do all NPCs only eat bread?

Why are there no lactose intolerant orcs?

Why can eat a bear claw but not a giant's toe?

Why do beggars keep asking me for coin when the barrels around the city are full of them??

Why are there no "big boned" skeletons?

Why is it every time I come home to visit my wife, theres a guard in there just leaving?

Alright I think that's good. Sorry if I missed any good ones.

Why do butterflies come in threes when four is obviously a larger number.

Why are all the skeletons in Skyrim male?