Hey y'all,

Well a couple of days ago I was getting ready to play Crysis 2 and so I went and sat down at my desk and started my computer. While I was waiting I got out the disk and was holding it. Anyways it takes a long time for my computer to start and I was bored so I put one of my body parts inside the cd hole. I tried to take it off but the friction caused my part to become enlarged until the cd was completely stuck and it became very painful. Then my roommates gf walked in and I was so flusterd I just snapped the cd off and pulled my pants up. Anyways my question is, how do I get a replacment cd?