Elder Scrolls Poem.

Post » Wed May 02, 2012 4:36 pm

Hello, I have written a poem on the Elder Scrolls series. Took me a month or so to write so be nice. :)

Oh! The Elder Scrolls,
The Elder Scrolls!
Dwemer, dunmer,
Its time for some fun-mer!

Role players
Doing their roleplay
Speaking in third persin about their
Cha, rac, ters
Yeah!

Wow! Dungeons,
I'm gonna delve real deep (yeah gonna delve real deep)
Dwemer, ayleid, nordic
Ruins!
Alduin, dagon, obliv-ee-on,
Yeah!

Gonna play some skyrim,
But oh wait its so dumbed down... (down)
Arena, daggerfall yeah they the best,
Skyrim, oblivion cater for
The noobies! Yeah
The noobs

People on the forums
Making some complaints (complaints)
They think people care
They emphasise their
Anger with full stops
At the end of their title (yeah, title)

But this is the Elder Scrolls!
Yeah, the Elder Scrolls!
We walking through meadows
Delving in dungeons
Racking up the hours in the
Hundreds.

Have you played the Elder Scrolls?
Yeah!
The Elder Scrolls!








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Sami Blackburn
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:52 pm

Ahahahahahaha! This is hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8mJUexBcM
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BRAD MONTGOMERY
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:07 am

Reminds me of the mard in Morthal. You know, the orc?
I don't care what people say, but he's still a better bard than the one in dawnstar
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Tyrone Haywood
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 1:40 pm

First game I ever sat down (both in game and real life) and listened to in-game singing.
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