Chapter one. the inroduction.

There are 2 wagons riding through the forests of Skyrim. Chuck Norris awoke finding himself in binds. With him are 2 people in blue armor. (one of which is carrying an oversized bandage) and the other some pansy horse thief. "You are chuck Norris aren't you" Said one of the prisoners. "How did you got captured". "I allowed them to win because I am Chuck Norris." "That explains it all." Said the prisoner. After talking the pansy thief asked. "Why are you wearing a bandage on your mouth?" "He is Ulfric Stormcloak." said the other prisoner. Then they all realized they are going to die. Then the convoy entered a village. And the General Tullius was found talking to this really hot woman with pointy ears. After coming to a stop the prisoners waited for their name to be called. "Jarl Uflric Stormcloak" said an imperial soldier. "I always loved you jarl ulfric" Said Ralof. "Ralof of camalot." said The soldier. " "And robin the pansy". The pansy started running like Forrest gump only to be shot to death.

"And last but not least. Chuck Norris." Chuck Norris walked to meet his fait." After one execution it's Chuck Norris turn. He needs to make a plan. If he can stare the executioner to death. He can escape...

End of chapter one. Your opinion?

Damn. I really... I mean, damn. That's really... Damn. It's literally physically impossible to forma a valid opinion of this.

Chuck Norris was never funny.

Oh. It's you. Nothing to see here!

Seriously though, wasn't it you that at some time during last year came into this section and posted lots of chapters similar to that one above?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kPUFxXYLs

Are you implying that the Artwork and Fanfiction forums are becoming Harry Potter?

Hmm... you need to work on your writing style... you're no Peter Chimaera or Squirrelking yet...

First off - Chuck Norris is a terrible choice for a main character - You should go with someone a bit less familiar to the audience.... Perhaps his brother? Save chuck as a one-scene wonder, to get your hero(es) out of trouble in a spectacular manner.

You could also work on dialogue a bit more - it's too bland to be amusing, too short to carry the story, and too flat to convey emotion.

Spelling and grammar also need work - Try taking more liberties with the spelling of words. By subverting the reader's expectations as to how a particular word is spelled, you make the work more interesting.

Also, loosen up on the rigid grammar. It causes the story to be too predictable and bland when everything follows the proper rules we come to know and expect - If there's no effort involved in trying to understand the story, it becomes bland.

You also could have done a lot more with Brave Sir Robin before killing him off the second you introduced him by name - Yes, it's what happens in the game, but we need a bit of unpredictability and subverted expectations to make this story interesting.

I hope you do something with this "Ralof of Camelot" thing...

I know at least one bear that Chuck Norris couldn't wrestle...

Is he mentioned in my horribly outdated signature?

He's the only bear I've known to wear a top hat

Really? I've know seven.

Yes last year I tried to make a funny fan fiction but I stopped it because not many people were replying.

Thanks for the feedback. Well the reason why this chapter was not really good is because I was rushing to get the chapter done. Though I should of taken some time. Don't worry though the next chapter will try to address these complaints. Also keep in mind that despite the story mostly about Chuck Norris as Dragonborn that does not mean Robin is gone forever. He may reaper, or he may not. It depends as the story will be so random. Expect the next chapter to be better though.

Well my humor is like Monty Python's it never make sense....

Sorry that this thread has been inactive for the last few days. Real life is becoming a problem for me to post or even think of the next chapter. Instead of stopping this. I ask for help. You can help by sending me a PM about ideas or jokes I could put on the next chapter. Or even add your own part of the story. If I like It I will give you credit and Will use it as part of the chapter. Keep in mind that this story will be a spoof of the Main quest.

as the axe swings down and collides into chucks neck, he releases a giggle of great magnitude. The axe splits into two on impact