WARNING:
The following topic contains spoilers, if you have not beaten, played, or even attempted The Lonesome Road DLC OR never beaten Fallout: New Vegas AT ALL do not continue.
Ok, so you're playing FO:NV and having a fun time. You realize you've beaten the game so many times, you have memorized every ending, but have yet to crack into The Lonesome Road. You have just downloaded this amazing DLC, and as you try entering, it warns you to be atleast level 25. Wow, that's quiet a level suggestion! You say to yourself. Maybe this is a new way to finish the game.
You fight through many new enemies, many vicious creatures, and end up where you've been going this entire time. The courier, Ulysses, stands in front of you, with missiles surrounding him, and other Eyebots working fast on these weapons of mass destruction. You realize, "Hey, Ulysses looks like a general badass! I want to side with him!" Your speech is perfected, so you decide to do all the speech choices. But, as you try sweet-talking him, he rages on you, and decides you're an enemy. "WAIT, ULYSSES I LOVE YOU!" You yell at your T.V, raged that your epic looking courier pal hates you (depending on what happens, yah.)
All this time, you've wanted to partner with this dred-locked badass man. Now, you're mad. "Why can't me and him bomb the wasteland?" You ask yourself.
Well, Bethesda hates people with dredlocks. Not really, but, I thought he was an epic boss. I would have ended the game right there, me and him, owning the wasteland. I know they planned for you to fight him, and win, stopping the missiles (or bomb the NCR, Legion, or both) but I, I wanted the whole of the wasteland to suffer. It has injured me in many ways, I've been shot at, attacked by centaurs, and even beat up by ghouls with bloodlust.
So what I'm saying, is I wanted to destroy the Mojave (and all that other stuff) to join Ulysses. WHY CANT I JOIN HIM!
By the way, in the next Fallout, I want dredlocks. Please, it would be amazing. Thank you.