What is the nerevarine doing? Whatever you want to believe. As for me, mine is vacationing all over the world, drinking the most expensive and cheapest of drinks, and kidnapping a race here and there in order to conduct his experiments with diseases and poisons. He may be Saxhleel, but he's also very much a Telvanni at heart.

He is living in a van down by the river,

He followed the path of Hrol, and upon reaching Akavir, did make love unto a hillock (and there he died.) The people of Akavir are currently basking/suffering beneath Reman's extra-temporal, hopefully less kinky mirror twin.

Well, my Nerevarine is now a guardsman in Skyrim. I guess even corprus/prophecies can't protect you against arrows in the knee.

Mine is a prosttute street bum in the Imperial City...

Horator Ayiyoco Death of Gods, Lord Indoril Nerevar Reborn, Archmagister of House Telvanni, First Librarian of Souls, Keeper of the Grand Horde, and First Lord of Tel Uvirith, leaped across the oceans to travel to Akavir on a mission to meet Tosh Raka. After meditating in the Temple of the Pouncing Flight for two decades, Ayiyoco gained his scales and was deemed worthy to meet with Tosh Raka. The meeting did not go well, and Ayiyoco journeyed back to Tamriel. Finding that Morrowind was in a poor state, he traveled to his homeland and quickly rose to the rank of Tholanar Grade 7A. After the great war was over, Ayiyoco grew impatient and began traveling Tamriel in search of his lost artifacts.

Currently, Ayiyoco is journeying across Morrowind under a false name, searching for his lost legacy in the pools of house Ouda.

My Nerevarine is currently in the middle of a 359 year vacation in the lush beaches of Pyandonea. He was aiming for Akavir, but got lost due to believing he could pilot a cruise ship thanks to canoeing lessons he once had as a kid. King Orgnum, due to the loss of his coffer, mainly profits from the unused jailcell he rents to the Nerevarine, who believes it is the penthouse suite. He currently wields a pointy stick, after trading Hopesfire and Trueflame to a merchant who claimed that his stick was actually the javelin of Lorkhan himself, capable of killing anything with one blow.

Mine Nerevarine is still running and swimming for level 100 in athletics and jumping for level 100 in acrobatics.

If youre talking about who I think you are, I believe I read somewhere that MK had planned the destruction of Morrowind from the get-go and was in the end a bit dissapointed the destruction wasnt more wholescale.
Id link it if I remembered where I read it, but I dont.

Hiding in Akavir acting all embarassed...

lmao best qoute on this topic
havent seen SNL in for ever