» Thu May 03, 2012 3:06 pm
It'll be an empty box (except for the Playstation version, which will just be three pieces of torn paper), which will be promoted by Beth, and defended by its worshipers, as a welcome result of the removal of all of the "redundant" and "spreadsheety" elements from past games. The fans will accuse anyone who's disappointed of not having enough imagination to enjoy the unparalleled open world the game provides and will be told to get out their paper and pencils if they want to play one of those "boring, old role-playing games." It will take 11 years and a staff of 697 to produce, and will therefore be axiomatically better than any previous game. And it will require players to sign their first-born child over to Steam before they'll even be allowed to buy the game.