If Morrowind were an anime

Post » Thu May 03, 2012 4:32 pm

1. All the Dunmer would be angsty pretty-boys.
2. All bladed weapons would be katanas. Even the daggers.
3. There would be a cute little Kwama Scrib big eyes as a companion.
4. Redoran leaders would commit seppuku all the time.
5. Caius Cosades would have mutton chops and routinely punch things.

Now your turn.
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D LOpez
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:56 am

Series would fail.
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Kieren Thomson
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 2:30 pm

1. I would never buy it.

Can't think of anything else, really.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 12:34 am

Morrowind would go from my favorite game of all time, to my least favorite game of all time. Suggestions of anime combined with anything elder scrolls should be burned at the stake.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 12:25 am

Series would fail.
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Luna Lovegood
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:57 am

6. Everyone would have a theme song.
7. Dagoth Ur would have some weird habits.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:07 am

8. Vivec would be voiced by Norio Wakamoto.

In all seriousness, I would love to a Morrowind animation if it were done in an art style similar to Katanagatari.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:42 am

9. The dwemer constructs would be giganourmous... and possibly piloted...
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Kayleigh Williams
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 12:17 am

10. Divayth Fyr would be a pervert.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:52 am

11. The Nerevarine would probably be a Japanese middle/high schooler thrown into Tamriel via magic portal/summoning/industrial accident/etc.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 4:49 am

It'd be a shonen anime. I tried putting it into other genres, and none of the others made sense. My list obviously won't be very funny since I take things too seriously normally.

1. There probably would be the dirty minded sage type of character for comic relief. The other kind of character that would replace this would be one like the guy who always talked about his daughter from Full Metal Alchemist.

2. Vivic probably would be less weirdly designed.

3. If the guys take inspiration from DBZ, it will have episodes that are only not called filler because yelling and grunting is somehow important to the story of some mage...

4. It would be much less boring compared to the other video game animes. Devil May Cry's anime was boring. Only reason I watched it was because I like Dante's character.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 12:42 am

If MWs theme music was converted to the style of music I typically hear at the beginning of the animes I've run across on tv, my ears would soon suffer the fate of being stabbed with butter knives to spare them the sacrilege. :blink:

And that's about the most I can contribute to this thread as my knowledge of anime is superficial at best. I'm one generation ahead of having grown up on it.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 11:17 am

If Morrowind were an anime....this forum would have died years ago, along with the series.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 5:12 am

were it anime


no one would know it existed except the makers, and they wouldve put it away in the hall of shame

anime is bad
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 9:21 am

11. The Nerevarine would probably be a Japanese middle/high schooler thrown into Tamriel via magic portal/summoning/industrial accident/etc.

(S)he's be a Bosmer.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 8:01 am

12(?) The Nerevarine would have a perfectly formed, unforgivably feminine nose.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 6:52 am

Bound Armor spells would have a long unskippable transformation animation (probably accompanied with a song).

Tel Mora would be full of cute Bosmer schoolgirls with extremely short skirts.

So would be Curio Manor.

All Dreamers would wear black uniforms and attack in swarms.

Dagoth Ur would live on top of the Tokio Tower.

The Wabbajack would be shaped like an electric guitar.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 10:18 am

There would be dragons...
Chrysamere, Umbra and the Ice Blade of the Monarch would've been twice as large...
every spell would have ridiculous madalas while casting...
Ama nin would've looked like Belldandy...
To women, warhammers are weightless plus a speed factor of 5.00, but cannot deal lethal damage...
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 4:16 am

There would be dragons...
Chrysamere, Umbra and the Ice Blade of the Monarch would've been twice as large...
every spell would have ridiculous madalas while casting...
Ama nin would've looked like Belldandy...
To women, warhammers are weightless plus a speed factor of 5.00, but cannot deal lethal damage...

Or the warhammers would be part of a popular gag involving woman with thing to hit perv or person they disagree with. I see the handslap variation more, but some anime use the hammer gags. I think Sonic X beat that gag like a dead horse. Doubt there'd be dragons, though. At least not big ones. Maybe small ones or the cliff racers would be dragons. Or if the director is insane enough, noisy mechs. Though, my hatred of mechs would mean I'd be all for someone making a cliff racer a mech.

I could see the slavery stuff being taken out unless the anime went for the typical guys on journey thing. Maybe a slave or two would join in sometimes.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 1:56 am

8. Vivec Dagoth Ur would be voiced by Norio Wakamoto.

Fixed. Norio just fits those big villain types much better. If there was a female version of him, Almalexia would be a good match too.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 12:52 pm

That depends. If it was an 80's style anime we might be spared from a lot of the clichés associated with the modern type.
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 10:30 am

Mazinger Z would be the replacement for Akulakhan.
Even with 80000 health points, two hits would be enough to kill you.
The soul gems would be Pokeballs.
All the books of the game, Manga comics. And of course written in Japanese.
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