This is more funny than dumb/weird...earlier today I completed a quest for House Hlaalu. I wanted to save time so used my amulet of Almsivi Intervention to enter a town temple so I could reach the silt strider for fast travel. I appeared in Ald'Ruhn and all the guards yelled "You will die, fetcher!" at the exact same time and unsheathed their weapons. They ran at me..I thought. I prepared to make a run for it, until I heard the squawk...apparently a Cliff Racer decided to either follow me through the portal from Hla Oad or spawned exactly over the Temple as I appeared and descended on me. The guards hacked it to death within seconds and calmly returned to their stations, leaving me very confused.

I couldn't find the door to Tel Fyr so I levitated all around the island. Even on top of the mushrooms. Lol.

i built a tower of bottles on top of tel naga then dropped all my gear and played tarzan

Not necessarily. Only if you do certain optional quests or the Morag Tong questline.

I used a scroll of Icarian Flight.

"Suh-weet. I'm flyin'."

"Oh damn!" - Splat.

Same thing happened to me. I busted into the vault, swaggered on in and got messed up by the Storm Atronach. Turns out Hlauu had the easiest. Especially with the key, a certain furry feline can help you locate

One of my most weird moments was me, getting very cocky after being such a high level so I turned the diffuculty slider all the way up. Then turning the volume all the way down to talk on the phone, ( not good at multitasking haha ), and then entering a Daedric shrine for some quest and not knowing where any were coming from, I got paralyzed and then systematically slaughtered by Daedra and some worshippers. Not a pretty sight

On a telvani quest i went in a house cave thing but there was several mobs in it so i used lock spells to lock the doors to save myself then unlock them to trap the mobs in the room.......took me likr 5 hours to get to the quest giver it turned out i actually trapped all the mobs in the room i needed to go in

I died while using the god mode command.

the same thing happened to me! and i was discouraged for days. then i got over it

i remember one time i learned a "summon flame antronach" spell, and i thought i was god. so i went and attack an imperial fort... it didnt work to well...

I once went to meet some young Dunmer guy who was in hiding in Vivec, I forget what quest it was. He was in a room full of his personal guards, and I moved the trackpad to select him, but the pad interpreted it as a click, and so my character raised his daikatana above his head, and brought it crashing down on the guy's head, killing him instantly. In front of all his guards.


"YOU N'WAH!!!!"

I died in about ten seconds.

Beat Dagoth Ur in about 5 sec, wiped out Almalexia and Her Hands all at once, etc., etc. And then I went to Solstheim and was attacked by a bunch of Rieckling Raiders. "How dare YOU attack ME, you pathetic worms, I'm gonna show you who the f*** the Nerevarine is!!!"
Cast something like a 1000pt damage in 50ft. Reflect. Reload.

I found the Icarian Flight kind of terrific and really wanted to use it. Jump, splat. I thought, "Okay, let's raise your Acrobatics a bit. Now let's see..." Jump, splat. "I got it! The only way to survive is to cast a "Restore Health" just when you reach the ground!" Jump, splat. "Damn, this is super timing!" Jump, splat, jump, splat, jump, splat, jump, splat, jump, splat, jump, splat, jump, splat, jump, splat. "THIS SCROLL REALLY svckS!!!" A while later, I came across the Slowfall spell. *Sigh*

Also, first time I arrived at Balmora, I spent like entire days (in real life) in the Mage Guild, casting "Water Walking" and "Summon Ancestral Ghost" over and over again to raise my skills, only to find out thereafter that Trainers existed...

But my most brilliant moment I think is when I got this nasty bug with Sunder. I had already done the Morrowind and Tribunal main quests and was now on Solstheim, and all of a sudden I could no longer use Sunder (which was my favourite weapon at that time) as each time I would equip it, I would drop dread and the game would ask me if I wanted to load a previous save. I exited the game, ran Wrye Mash, Testool, Tespcd, Mlox and basically any utility I could think of, hunting down the nasty bug... After hours of an utterly fruitless hunt, I launched Morrowind again and saw that I was not wearing Wraithguard. Ha ha.

That is amazing. Wow.

I made the connection pretty early on that 'Daedra = BAD!' So I started attacking them as soon as I saw them no matter the circumstance.
Then I came across Ghorak Manor in Caldera. I don′t think I need to tell what I did next

Even worse, I use mudcrabs as longbow target practice. Oh damn, what island was I just on? hmy:

What in the ?

I was startled by a thnderstorm and clicked the mouse, standing in front of an imperial guard, three seconds later i reloaded and did it again (i had headphones in so it was really loud).........I still hate thunderstorms!

Exactly the same here.

Sill wearing headphones, playing MW...and absolutely hating them.

So am I the only one with problems with shield-Blocked melee shots? No matter where the game's volume sliders were, every time I block a shot, it just rips my ears off waaaay worse than any thunder sounds ever... This also occurs when not using headphones. Basically, it's as if any slider doesn't affect the Block sound. It seems to be at maximum all the time.

If anyone remembers that Temple quest where you take a vow of silence at Vivec, Temple District, and then walk all the way across Vvardenfell without talking to anyone so you can pray at a shrine near Dagon Fel, well...

Somehow, when I arrived at the shrine, I missed the shrine stone itself, but I saw a cabin nearby. I entered it thinking that maybe the shrine was inside, but there was only a woman. So I was like, okay, maybe I have to initiate dialogue with her and then refuse to speak or something cool like that. Nope. I broke my vow of silence. My last save was back at Vivec. FFFFUUUUU--

The dumbest thing I've done, huh? Well I guess it had to be the first time I've played Morrowind a few years back. I got into a fist fight just outside of the city gate of Balmora with some Argonian. It was awesome because I was a Level 1 or 2 and the moment we began fighting it began to rain. Then a thunderstorm. It was epic. When I finally killed him I was proud that I finally killed my first enemy. That's right. A low level hobo fight with a lizard in a thunderstorm.