I actually really like playing Caravan and I have beaten every player in the wasteland at least once while clicking randomize before every game, No-Bark was the hardest.
I so far fail to see the point of trying to teach you since you seem to have nothing but contempt for this game. Are all things that you don't understand automatically stupid?
I said very simple explanations were needed with every post. I never said otherwise, at all. I was'nt looking for complex strategies, I am looking for really, really simple instructions, like put card there, make stack. Literally the very simplest instructions possible.
And yes, I loathe and despise the game. But I am damn well getting that platinum.
I loathe and despise every kind of gambling and card game there is.
The only ones I get, even in a very, very vague way, are Blackjack and Old Maid.
And no, I don't play old maid a lot, it just happens to be on Tinier me and does'nt bore me to sleep.