As we all know, Boethiah ate Trinimac and pooped out Malacath. But where did Boethiah defecate? He is too much of a jerk to use a toilet, so he probably pooped it on someone's bed. Jyggalag, being the Daedric Prince of Order, would be Boethiah's natural enemy and thus the most likely recipient of bed-poop. After Malacath crawled out of the pile of dung to have a shower, Jyggalag went to bed unaware of the consequences. When his head touched the feces on the pillow, his neat freak mind shattered, and he became Sheogorath. Once every thousand years he would forget about this, turn back to normal, and start a Greymarch. Then, exhausted, he falls into bed, only to once again feel that squish. When the Champion of Cyrodill becomes Sheogorath, he breaks the cycle by defeating Jyggalag just when he is at the palace, eager to go to his bedchambers after a hard night's ordering. The Champion of Cyrodill, not obsessed with cleanliness like Jyggalag, simply is disgusted by the state of the bed and sends the sheets to his palace servants to wash.

Actually... it was pretty much statesd in the Shivering Isles DLC that Jyggalag was forced to spend most of his time as Sheogorath due to the combined powers of the rest of the Daedric Princes. Their "mercy" was to let him be his true self every 1,000 years... which ended in a wipe of everythign in the Shivering Isles.

Besides, Jyggalig is the Prince of Order, not cleanliness. It just so happens that killing everything keeps stuff from changing.

Of course, if you're just throwing this out there for fun, then I completely missed it!

It was just some toilet humor.

I had no idea that Boethiah ate Malacath and [NUMINIT]ed Trinimac. In fact, I rather thought it was the other way around.

We apparently need to provide disclaimers before we write anything in jest, dear TentacleMonster.

He was lying to tell the truth. Like Vehk.

Or something.

Oops, typo.

Anyway the only mystery left is "What did Boethiah wipe himself with?" I'm betting the Oghma Infinium.

Funny thing, either Malacath is trying to save face, or the whole Boethiah eating Trinimac and pooping out Malacath is utter crap (according to Malacath)

The Elder Scrolls. What else?

What if Trinimac was consumed by the Sithis-shaped hole within?

Turning inside out into a Daedric Prince?

Yes.

Genius.

Three daedra one...wait.

=))

It's said Bal Ur is Molag Bal's birthplace. I wonder how he was born. Hmm.

Well, I always saw that as Malacath becoming eternally Malacath when he is longer Trinimac, so that there is a disconnect between Trinimac the Aedra and Malacath the Daedra. Unless we are talking about the merethic, Malacath should be seen as completely different for all intents and purposes.

Haha, you do know that myth has been wiped from the face of nirn? read Lord of Souls.
Malacath (in disguise) has a talk with Attrebus in and eventually comes to correct his story telling.
He says something like "you mortals always take things so literally," obviously meaning the legend was not altogether true.

To add, I know (well, think) there are stories which explain that Boethiah disguised as him, and began to shout heresies. This very likely shamed the real Trinimac, along with the aldmer who followed him. The damage that was done turned them into orsimer, or something like that.

Doubt that's 100% correct, but the best idea if you ask me.

Well, I always saw that as Malacath becoming eternally Malacath when he is longer Trinimac, so that there is a disconnect between Trinimac the Aedra and Malacath the Daedra. Unless we are talking about the merethic, Malacath should be seen as completely different for all intents and purposes.

Boethiah metaphorically ate Trinimac and took a [censored] all over his name, which in the Dawn is the same as literally doing so. Veloth saw it, man, he was there.

Speaking of which, THERE's a guy I want to know more about. The first Chimer? Potentially
The first of the Endeavor? Aldmer Moses? Or Aldmer Abraham? Aldmer Siddartha?

Saint Veloth I imagine had a really long beard.