I figured Actual-scripting would be involved; It is just, this kinda of thing, I don't see Tutorials covering.

Have you got "http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?id=6083&view=Mods.Detail"?
Not really a tutorial on that, but as a reference, indispensable.

I do now. lol. I don't know if it'll help with exactly what I want but it will help for other scripting. xD