Applying Oblivion to real life...

Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:34 am

Name: SWA
Race: Caucasian
Class: Sneak Archer?
Level: 18

Strength: 4
Intelligence: 9
Willpower: 9
Agility: 8
Speed: 7
Endurance: 2
Personality: 4
Luck: 8

Health: 30
Fatigue: 60/60

Major Skills: Manipulation, Marksmanship, Free-Running, Diving
Minor Skills: rock climbing, biking, running

Quests Completed: Basic, and further education, Rifle training, small weapons training,
Quests Accepted: Law Degree
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Anthony Rand
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 11:05 am

no humans here?

as far as i know theres no such thing as different human races, just local variations much like animals have different furs depending on location
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Paula Ramos
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 5:15 am

no humans here?

as far as i know theres no such thing as different human races, just local variations much like animals have different furs depending on location

Imperials, and Nords are both very similar human-like races, yet they do not bear the same name.
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Jeff Tingler
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:31 pm

Imperials, and Nords are both very similar human-like races, yet they do not bear the same name.
i meant outside the game ofcourse, im quite aware theres different human types in the game
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louise fortin
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 5:40 am

This reminds me of a joke my father used to tell: "Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner."
My father's was a variant on that: "I can call you anything, because I'm your father" so:

Name: Anything (Jr)
Race: Foreigner
Class: Not a lot
Level: I have maxed my stats, and stopped leveling

Strength: 100
Intelligence: 110
Willpower: 110
Agility: 100
Speed: 100
Endurance: 100
Personality: 110
Luck: 100

The reason some of my stats are at eleventy is because of my magic ring of awesomefullness, which I wear all the time to keep the kids off my lawn.

Health: 100
Fatigue: 1/10 (Too much typing already)

Major Skills: BS-ing on forums
Minor Skills: Being able to spell skills without using a "z"
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Dan Scott
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:32 am

i meant outside the game ofcourse, im quite aware theres different human types in the game

Plenty of humans, caucasian etc is your race. Bit more PC than saying you're a redneck white boy from Mississippi, don't you think? :P
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Josh Dagreat
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 5:16 am

*snip*

Love it :) You've made me laugh when i've only just woken up. Add that to your major skill! :D
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sarah taylor
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 10:26 pm

Name: Incus
Race: Caucasian
Class: Nerdy puncher-kicker-healer
Level: 20

Strength: I do a lot of sports, but I'm only one and a half meters tall... 40
Intelligence: I study at the university, but I just managed to burn the food I was cooking while browsing this forum... 50
Willpower: I can sometimes convince my boyfriend that we should buy my favourite chips, not his... 50
Agility: I'm pretty good at kicking people, but on the other hand I once hurt my coccyx while sneezing... 50
Speed: I always lost all the running competitions when I was a kid (but still went to them anyway)... 30
Endurance: I can wear an amazing amount of clothes when it's winter... 50
Personality: I tell stupid jokes that aren't even funny, then laugh hysterically at them while other people stare at me... 20
Luck: Fortunately I'm very lucky and my life's almost always happy even though I'm not very bright... 70

Health: 90/100 (my knees hurt a bit cause I sit weirdly when I'm on the computer)
Fatigue: 100/100 (slept so well that I missed the morning lectures)

Major Skills: Restoration, Hand-to-hand, Taekwondo, Piano, Flute, Gaming, Cooking
Minor Skills: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Running, Singing

Quests Completed: High School
Active Quests: Med School
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Heather Kush
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:32 am

Name: Jenny
Race: Three-legged
Class: Yes
Level: 42


Strength: Can lift horses without thinking about it 80
Intelligence: No
Willpower: Carried on after being called a 'dingus' 70
Agility: 0. (Oh sorry, I misread that as 'ability')
Speed: If it's there, I can run away from it. Except lions when I'm on a steep hill. 60
Endurance: Still going. Sadly. 60
Personality: I'm a bit like Sue Perkins, apparently. 50
Luck: Depends what kind. Good? 20. Bad? 2,697


Major Skills: Shocking, cooking, talking
Minor Skills: Most other things involved in playing games


Quests Completed: Getting my computer to play Oblivion
Active Quests: Getting my computer to stop crashing whilst playing Oblivion
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xxLindsAffec
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:00 pm

Quests Completed: Getting my computer to play Oblivion
Active Quests: Getting my computer to stop crashing whilst playing Oblivion
:D
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phil walsh
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:40 am

Active Quests: Getting my computer to stop crashing whilst playing Oblivion

I have a feeling that it's going to be like the Nirnroot Quest. ;)
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john page
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 8:45 am

Name: Ruairidh
Race: White British
Class: Student

Strength: Enough - 50
Intelligence: My only redeeming trait - 85
Willpower: 5
Agility: Whilst I am not the most agile, I have been known to do Louie Spence-esque leg movements whilst wandering around the house - 60
Speed: 70
Endurance: Cannot ever remember being ill or injured - 90
Personality: I can't handle human contact and make whale noises to break silence - 10

Major Skills: Mathematics, Programming, Making People Feel Uncomfortable
Minor Skills: Viola, Guitar, Amateur Man v. Food Wannabe

Quests C ompleted : Talk to people
Active Quests: Talk to people without making them scared/confused/insulted.
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Roddy
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 7:47 am

where is your entry, Pseron?
Since you did one I guess I can do one, too.

Name: William
Race: Sub-Human (taxonomical classification: Homo sapiens abnormalis)
Class: Writer/Musician/Photographer
Level: Nearly level capped

Strength: 25
Intelligence: 80
Willpower: 75
Agility: 10
Speed: 5
Endurance: 90
Personality: -100
Luck: 60

Health: 95/100
Fatigue: 80/100

Major Skills: poetry, fiction, guitar, photography

Minor Skills: writing posts on gaming forums; getting on people's nerves; getting on people's nerves while writing posts on gaming forums

Quests completed: Poems, stories and photographs published; songs recorded

Quests uncompleted: becoming a productive and valued member of society
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Sharra Llenos
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 12:41 am

Name: Grits
Race: Human
Class: Custom Class Grits
Level: 43
Favored Attributes: Endurance, Luck

Attributes: (If I looked at the stats it would spoil my fun!)

Major Skills: Alchemy (cooking), Conjuration (getting meals on the table and kids to school on time), Mercantile (this girl can shop), plus four never-used skills so I won’t level up too fast

Completed Quests: What’s done is done.

Active Quests: Raise Family, Write Fan-Fic, Be a Decent Person, Get Some Sleep

Non-Journal Quests: too numerous to mention
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Nana Samboy
 
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Post » Thu May 03, 2012 11:07 pm

Name: Danielle
Race: Changeling
Class: TechnoWitch
Level: I am not a carpenter, so I do not need a level.

Attributes: I see a couple when I look down, although they are not very large.

Major Skills: writing, overthinking, technogeekery, witchcraft

Minor Skills: cooking chili, keeping my cat happy, watching dvds

Quests completed: Making bad decisions. Not making worse decisions. Being myself instead of what others want me to be.

Quests uncompleted: Netflix, Retaining my sanity in corporate america
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Richus Dude
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:46 pm

TechnoWitch
Heh, I used to have a button that read: "Techno-Pagan. I worship the holy Mother Board."
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lucile davignon
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 2:57 am

Heh, I used to have a button that read: "Techno-Pagan. I worship the holy Mother Board."
I have made plenty of sacrifices on her altar! ;)
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