The wizard's Over-Keeper: a fragment of a rambunctious PSJJJ

Post » Mon May 07, 2012 10:48 pm

These pages were found in a book. A very strange, big book. Not even a book, more like a journal that lost its forgetful owner (assuming “forgetful” because there are no dates or times anywhere on this fragment. And a little oddly/poorly written...). It was all burned, dirty and charred, unreadable as every black flake covered every inch...except a few. Few, whole page that look like it was freshly made and written on in the same day, somehow kept nicely for a long period of time. Maybe some sort of protective material? Possibly magic. Old magic. Anyway, it was found in the middle of a farmer's crop field. He would not say where he was from or why he gave it to me, a young traveler on the roads of Cyrodiil, of all people. All I know is that he was an Imperial who claimed he was a farmer and found this buried in his crops and off he went. Really, that's it. Whatever you want to think of this is up to you...hell, I am not even sure if this was just some psycho stunt that “farmer” is pulling...


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By all above and beyond, I cannot believe how much I wrote in my previous entries! I must have been excited to be an initate of the Psijic, or PSJJJJJJJJJ.....or how many damn letters that word has. Heh, at least I was recognized by some of my usurpers, so they gave me an awesome task. The Mage's guild has nothing on this! Heeee! I am a bit surprised that they gave me this “promotion” because the way my supervisors would talk to me, like I was some...rambuctious one. By the below, that is supposed to be expected since I am more down to earth than the others. They are still cool though, but they take their order very seriously (Its a bit creeepy). So journal, what I have to say today is a mouthful but not as much as my other entries. Whew! Anyway, I was given a task by some of my supervisors (I am still not even sure if that is the right name to call them, since they are all gung-ho on old terms) to recover a body. Well, to me it sounds like that as my supervisors called it something else (Like it was someone's name...). They gave me some details and wrote it down so I would not forget. They gave me a map showing what looks like Morrowind. By all above! I am all the way in Alinor (Which I should keep secret, since my supervisors would get mad!) and they want me to travel all the way to Morrowind. Okay! I killed a mudcrap, used its shell as a boat and its claw as a rower. I am on my way to Morrowind! I can't remember where I am supposed to go in Morrowind but I was told by my supervisors that once I land anywhere on the soils of Morrowind, a man by the name of Kemeloi-el will approach me and tell me the location. Oh, I forgot to add, I crashed my mudcrab boat on a rock in the middle of the deep blue sea and decided to take a break and resort to me journal...Oh why didn;t I take a damn boat?

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Well, luckily I found a boat carrying some runaways (From who knows where) that found me and dropped me off in Black Marsh. How embarrasing that I though I just needed to cross the sea to get to Morrowind from Alinor! The boat was called “The Nele'tele'opo-uniop'under-n-over” or something like that. I swear, the boat was full of all known man and mer and beast nown to the realms! I did talk to a Nord (Or Breton?) and he then gave me the details of what was going on. I told him I was from a “special” order from Alinor out to recover a body. Gods, he looked at me as if I was the legion because of the way I said that! But I backtracked and exactly said to him, withoutout revealing much, “My name is Kamoril, daughter of the Sommersets, agent of the Pissjects. I am on my way to Morrowind to meet a man that will guide me, the Over-Keeper, to recover another man, a supposed wizard that had some sort of problems with his friends and...got killed.” Ya, that revealed a bit too much of something. Whatever, HA!

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Well, I finally made it through Black Marsh. How? Well, Journal, you may not want to know...so this is what happened! I met a band or Argonians (I think they were a tribe) and somehow I understood thema nd they understood me, so I asked if I can get an escort to Morrowind. I explained my situation and that I was from the PSJJJJ (I think thats it...I didn't say “PSJJJJ”, I said Pissjects again just to cover my identity! HA!). Well, I had my ways with those scaley basterds so now they owe me! Well...not much else than that I met the man, arrived to the spot of the dead wizard, and the man disappeared. Before he vanished, he addressed me as the “Over-Keeper of” and then the wizard's name (For the sake of ink, I will use this title as my signature from now on! Cool! I will use it when I complete my task, teehee!)

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It has been hours and I am just sitting here, Journal. Just sitting next to this dead body. Backtracking, I realized as I was coming here with that man, I realized that I actually “teleported” with that man, just not knowing it. So now I am somehwere in Morrowind, supposedly underground, next to a rotting body. This body...its something else! It looks like a damn metal, statue thingy. Long fingernails, weird looking skin. Two faces? The hell is this wiers looking thing? Why is he (she?) important? What is it, the aborted fetus of Tiber Septim's lover, barenziah? Ha! I love making jokes about that part of that book! Anyway, Journal, I will stop rambling and get this damn body out of...here...and get it back to Alinor. I mean, whereever the hell the Pissjects are. I mean, the Psijics. PJJJJ. Ya thats it!

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Well, Journal, the day is almost over and I am here in my little retreat after such a long but succesful journey! I brought the body back here...and boy did the place flip a attitude! At first I thought I was gonna get wacked, but I then realized they were excited and careful. They took the body from me and the upper-higher people thanked me and told me to take a rest and write a letter to the leader (Forgot what to call him. Hehe!). Ooooo! This is a perfect time to use that title that that vanishing man gave me! I do not know who this person is but it sounds cool, especially with the title! It has to be important, the fact I recovered a supposed body and gave it to the Psijics. Or PSJJJJ...I am just gonna make my letter. If you don't mind, Journal, I am gonna practice it here. But enough rambles and jokes, I am gonna make it as formal as I can get it, so I can get good face with the leader. Damn, still do not know what to call him.

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Dear PSJJJ, or Psijic, leader:

I recovered the body of the wizard that I was tasked with finding. It was long and daring, but was very successful on the recovery. I am now ordered to write you this letter letting you know what transpired, and was told to take a rest. Thank you for your teachings and I will see you next time we meet!

-Initiate Kamoril, Over-Keeper of Sotha Sil


(Meh, short but that'll do...)
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Phillip Hamilton
 
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:28 am

I laughed :) Great piece
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 7:47 pm

I laughed :smile: Great piece

Thank you :D

Its my first attempt, so its good to finally hear some feedback!
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:03 am

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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:14 pm

Probably the best Psijic member in existance! :tongue:

This was done rather well. Not sure if some spelling mistakes are yours or the author's.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 12:34 am

Probably the best Psijic member in existance! :tongue:

This was done rather well. Not sure if some spelling mistakes are yours or the author's.

Thank you! :)

As for the spelling, yes and no. I was gonna proofread but I thought the spelling mistakes just in the journal part would add a bit more realism IMO.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:23 pm

I can't wait to hear what other wacky adventures he gets himself into :wink:
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 8:26 am

I can't wait to here what other wacky adventures he gets himself in :wink:

Well...

:bunny:
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