» Mon May 07, 2012 7:58 pm
"Master Hlurunan, I have traveled very far to this land Cathnoquey to call on your wisdom - over mountain, tundra, ashland, and stormy seas. I've drained my inheritance, suffered freezing, starvation, shipwreck, cannibal spears, ashstorms, guar bite in pursuit of your wisdom."
"Eh?"
"Yes, Master. I wanted to ask you: If a Breton lad and a Dunmer lady know each other, what shall their child b- Ouch! Why did you strike me just now! That smarts!"
"Because, you fool, you could have easily consulted the Bar of Inquiry before coming so far and risking so much!"